Fish Tales @FishTalesPOF
Live and as it happens tales from a guy looking for the love of his life in a sea of internet dating. Advice & comments welcome... London Joined March 2014-
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Reservation booked for Sat night in Soho...best get a trim and decide what to wear I suppose..what a tart eh?
"If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything." Marilyn Monroe....True?
@speeddatemk morning...not sure, must be charm and humour ha! Looking forward to them though, one Saturday night, one Sunday afternoon 😳
Correction...I have 2 dates this weekend...the call from Nicola arrived....thank you Lord 🙏
Ladies & Gentlemen.....I have a date this weekend 🎣
@speeddatemk yep, I know...she's calling me at 8pm...maybe I need to catch a few fish before catching the oyster? Thoughts ladies?
@speeddatemk she's either looking for a 'bit of fun' or her feistiness is just a front..could be interesting though....
So, Antonia the cute feisty brunette from last night has just messaged me " Call me, let's hook up"...ooooer missus!
@SexndThisSuburb of course, send me his address and I'll pay him a visit 😉
@lovemenowhunt if I need help I'll come find you thanks 😁
@lovemenowhunt it is isn't it? I'm quickly getting the hang of it though 😉
Nope...not waiting for Nicola to text or call....nope, not at all....#callme!!!!!
So after last night's call with Nicola, I then spent 3hrs of messages with Antonia, now this one's got balls...not literally I hope!
@NEBhoy that's what I'm thinking mate, can't expect to hook an oyster with the first cast of the rod 🎣
@NEBhoy thought it was a bit early in the relationship to ask...plus she didn't mention it in her profile either funnily enough!
@NEBhoy I meant 'bugger' as in she didn't ask me...not 'bugger' as in 'bugger her', just to clarify...that'd be wrong...😳
@NEBhoy Hmmm...I know what you mean mate but if she calls in the next few days and asks me then that's cool..if she doesn't then bugger....
Didn't want to pile in with 'fancy going out?' on first call, left it at 'would be good to talk again'..playing it cool...or maybe not ha!
Well that was good, started off a bit awkward but then had a good old chat. She's nice, laughed a lot, obviously liked my crap jokes..
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