First Jimothy @First_Jimothy
The writings, sayings, wisdom and wit of the modern patriarchal sage, Jimothy. Not all tweets are original, satire & sarcasm are on the menu. Joined January 2016-
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When asked to read the Bible passage...and realize you can’t prounounce most of the words...
Couples who need #marriagecounseling: Pastor: Hey Joe! How are you? Joe: Well, me and the little lady are having problems. Pastor: Oh no! Can I help? Joe: She says it's all me, that I have two faults. One is I don't listen, and the other I can't remember. #church #badumtiss
@ChroniclesNate 55 MPH Speed Limit on Interstates
@ImJimR87 Congrats! It is an honor. I have 4 daughter and have had the privilege of performing the ceremony for them all.
We have so much to be thankful for!!
#SmallGroup Icebreaker: Leader: What is your favorite season? Me: Of which show? Him: Me: Him: Me: Me: Oh, you mean the weather!
Anyone else put something in a safe place, and forget where the safe place is? #askingforafriend
"I've never been so hungry in my entire life." ~Me every two hours #weightlossproblems
I 'm going to start referring to age as "levels." Saying I'm at level 55 sounds so much better than saying I'm getting old.
#Church Foyer Conversation: Him: How’re things? Me: Fantastic! Narrator: *Things were NOT fantastic.*
No...my posts have not been about you, but if the shoe fits feel free to lace it up!! #justsayin
Anyone else mentally say “Wed-nes-day” when writing the word Wednesday?
Nutritionist: You should only eat 1200 calories a day. Me: OK, and how many at night? #weightlossproblems
God will never give you a schedule that is so full that there’s no time for Him.
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