Sitting here thinking about how much care human babies absolutely require (I’ve loved it) and it’s so wild to consider. Like what an evolutionary disadvantage! Whole species has a 0.0% chance of surviving alone under like 10 years old at LEAST. And even then! Meanwhile, deer are so stupid they’re barely conscious but are walking in 5 mins. Nature is wild. Good job parents.
@FendlerTweets Many nights while my children were crying inconsolably, I couldn’t help but think, I definitely would have to fight off a saber tooth tiger from the cave
@FendlerTweets Just wait until they can randomly go get their own snack. It’s game changing
@FendlerTweets The strange thing to me is other great ape babies are not nearly as helpless
@FendlerTweets I said this so many times during my human grown and development classes "Look at how pathetic we are for like a decade and a half, what kinda shit is this?!"
@FendlerTweets Baby bear would absolutely DEMOLISH a 10 year old human
@FendlerTweets So thankful my wife and I were able to adopt our baby Jasper who will be 2 in September. She has been a joy.