Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

Christian - Programmer - Joined March 2022

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

2 days ago

@Breaking911 The black bear probably smelled food and since someone was nearby took off with his ill gotten gains. He assumed Gavin Newsome would prevent hom from being prosecuted.

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

2 weeks ago

@DanielGalef @acnewsitics Hahah

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

2 weeks ago

@krassenstein USAID was a corrupt arm of the cia and deep state. Goodriddance, but rly it's not gone, just most of its waste is gone.

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

3 weeks ago

@acnewsitics Counting ballets*

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

3 weeks ago

@acnewsitics EXACTLY! Just don't start counting pallets until they are all in. Fair is fair, right?

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

4 weeks ago

@elonmusk Facts: brought to you by Elon Musk! My man!!!

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

4 weeks ago

@krassenstein Fixed this for you: Imagine using the National Guard to protect green algae but not US democracy on January 6. Pelosi is sickening.

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

4 weeks ago

@GOP__Ls 125 Million children have been born in 2025. THANK YOU DONALD TRUMP FOR DESTROYING USAID. visualcapitalist.com/worlds-births-…

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

4 weeks ago

@bankertobuilder I say, just slow down and take your time stop being in such a dag gum hurry. The roundabout works well in congested suburbia, but out in the country, just make it a stop sign.

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

a month ago

@TheQuartering To be fair, if you never drive you gas vehicle you still need an oil change twice per year.

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i like food @messedupfoods

a month ago

A taste of nature 🌾

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Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

bug girl @buggirl

a month ago

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

a month ago

@ksorbs I am awe how much the Far left and the KKK have in common. babylonbee.com/news/kkk-disba…

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

4 months ago

@iam_smx *trillioniare

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Fastangus @FastAngus7b4

a month ago

@zarahussain999 Attacking any home - that behavior is wrong. Now your turn - call out the attempted beheading as wrong, and that man should face the harshest penalty.