Alex Burnard @FalseGod

Sun&Sons™ burnie.co Miami, FL Joined March 2009

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

3 weeks ago

I wish the @StephenCurry30 deal came with a guarantee to spend around $200M per year on advertising Steph and the shoe. That is the @UnderArmour sin. They never spent on his image. The @NBA is in a worse place for it. I know it's a conflict but can't we have @weidenkennedy do it?

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

6 months ago

#askwub Did dinosaurs sit? Never seen a picture of it.

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

7 months ago

@CraigInThe843 Ha. Just said the same thing to my son.

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

8 months ago

If I get rid of @YouTubeTV and downloaded the @espn app will you cancel @stephenasmith ?

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

11 months ago

@fedex is announcing new categories of service. #1 - Probably Not Dependable - $$$$$$$$$ #2 - Whatever the Tracker Says - $$$$ #3 - So How Much Was That Worth - $$$ #4 - Hmmm. Oops - $$ #5 - Ground Service w/ Complimentary Prayer - $

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

11 months ago

@fedex is completely off the rails right now. My passport has been in their hands since last week and they have no idea if it is on the east coast or west coast. Their tracker is a sham. Been waiting for a call from someone for 2 days to give me status. No calls. No nothing. ugh.

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

2 years ago

@karinchenoweth If you were super rich and wanted to brainstorm ways to get way way richer, would you think of some gadget or service? Or would you dismantle the federal government and reroute all of its money to privatized solutions? It’s called asset stripping of the state. It’s not cool.

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

2 years ago

@AlexFranczek @iRUNtheseTWEETz @RGIII @Tua @MiamiDolphins @espn @espnNFL 32-19 for me

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

2 years ago

@CollinRugg @mcuban It just means they weren't running a responsible business. Recalibrate what actual success would look like if you pay your employees a livable wage. Maybe they were 48 stores too heavy? That's a ton of excess cash btw (gained by taking advantage of people).

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

2 years ago

@pml2323 @PFF_College Miami's coaches were wiped away by Larry Coker when he tried to save his job. Then there was no one to recruit and coach talent - so the talent went away. There hasn't been total commitment by the school to hire and develop a program in 20 years. Now they are doing good things.

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

2 years ago

@SurfM @Titans Props to you. Wow.

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

2 years ago

@ThatChristinaG Their business is all about customer acquisition

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

2 years ago

#goldenglobes this guy again? Can’t it just go on autopilot?

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

3 years ago

@TexasNole80 @CharlieFreyre It is also fair to say no one has done anything with Herbert.

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Alex Burnard @FalseGod

3 years ago

I'm a Miami Hurricane fan. Don't love FSU at all. But what the media and the CFP are doing to Florida State because of an injury is not ok. If they win out, they are in. There is no question. Let it play out on the field not on the set of a bunch of "hot take pontificators".