FakeChamath @Fakechamath
I built Facebook, rocked the angel world and now own the Warriors. My motto: Don't be a dbag- that's my job The Valley Joined October 2011-
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“@danprimack: fortune.com/2015/03/03/exc…” really good idea. No growth equity deals getting done these days
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@Jason tweetpreneurship? How about poker or basketball or SF housing ? That is what people want to hear. After all, I own the Warriors
I am short the ruble and long Secret because private lies are a better bet than public ones
Classic RT May 12- People who claim to be VCs but also won't play poker because they "don't gamble" have an honesty problem.
Classic RT Nov11- Google+ is going down- I came up with the + symbol first for my fund- they will pay- #OccupyLarryandSergey. I won!
Classic RT- oct 2011: Pinterest is a new hot company in the Valley. I don't understand why a site for girls with cats is worth 300 million.
" I don't wear a watch to tell time. I use it to tell people I am better than they are" quote from well known VC
"I am famous for my very pale white legs." Famous person admitting to almost albino white legs in his shorts
Great new company I have funded. This one will be bigger than Hooli or Google. @rakeshlobster is the founder.
Congrats to the Sultan of Brunei for winning this week's Donald Sterling Tolerance Award after passing Sharia law #beverlyhillshotelboycott
@zlurie Sterling is making CEO of Radium One jealous for stealing headlines. Can't wait for Anthony Weiner to jump into debate.
“@zlurie: @Fakechamath should offer Donald Sterling 4 bitcoins and a poker lesson in exchange for the @LAClippers Lol
@rabois can't wait to battle with fakekeithrabois and fakeandreesen. I clearly win the best hair and best tan competition for fake identies
Rumor has it that @pmarca hired ex-Entourage writers to tweet for him?
I think the time is coming for the 1 percent to rebel against the tyranny of the 0.1 percent
“@fakemickymalka: Today is a good day to sell one of my companies.” Every day is good day to sell one of my companies.
FakeChamath retweeted
"I'm looking for a currency that fluctuates by about 50-95% per day, what would you recommend?" - how most people discover Bitcoin
If that Box thing doesn't work for @levie, he could be a comedian or at least a politician.
NYT anti Business section story on how social media is bad getting to college. Right- let's go back to passing notes in class.
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