FakeMARTA @FakeMARTA
Not really MARTA, but that doesn't really matter. Atlanta, GA Joined December 2009-
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@beerdarling_ Attn. MARTA ride customer: They talk shit because they rarely ride, and those rare rides are shitty.
Attn. Marta ride customers: Please show all Labor Day tourists some southern hospitality by directing them if lost, and waiting until next week to demonstrate the tasers you sell again.
Attn. MARTA ride customers: That stuff floating around is just our The Upside Down costume. #dragoncon
Attn. MARTA ride customers: The trains and buses are not steampunk themed for Dragon*Con. They are just really old.
Please don’t hold the train doors. This may damage the trains and cause delays for you and other passengers.
Attn. MARTA ride customers: If you like that guy's singing, check out his merch suitcase for CDs, shirts, incense, and ice cold water.
Attn. MARTA ride customers: The man repeatedly yelling at you, "they're single tracking" doesn't work for us, but he is correct.
Attn. MARTA ride customers: The next northbound Doraville train will be a North Springs train on the Southbound platform.
Attn. MARTA ride customers: Please excuse the constant starting and stopping. Our operator is just feeling the beat.
Attn MARTA ride customers: Be advised, saying good morning to a stranger might lead to a 30 minute unwanted convo about some depressing shit
@Trxlllien Attn. MARTA ride customer: How do you think we feel about stuff? Peoples butts sitting on us all day. Ever think about that huh?
Attn. MARTA ride customers: Don't forget our weekend schedule is once in the morning and once in the evening.
@fabbrilous Attn. MARTA ride customer: We didn't go anywhere, we were just experiencing severe delays.
Attn. MARTA ride customers: Today we're announcing the winners of the, "Oh shit is it Doraville or North Springs 1/8thK Stairwell Race"
Attn. MARTA ride customers: We apologize if you were late to work! We're giving out tardy slips and bootleg copies of Zootopia to make good.
Attn. MARTA ride customers: The Braves shuttle is back starting at 1pm! Starts at West End station and finishes in last place.
Attn. MARTA ride customers: Please check your surroundings before exiting a train or bus just in case you leave your Twitter password.
Attn. MARTA ride customers: #YesAllWomen who rode the train this morning were late for work.
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