Funny FL @FLbeLike
FL/RP can be so stupid/funny sometimes. I'm here to post those things for you amusement. Hope you enjoy! Your TL! Joined December 2013-
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Just because you're dating in FL doesn't mean you have to be besties/dating in RL! Know the damn difference.
IM BACK! So, I've been gone for quite a while but that is no more, I'm back and I'm calling out more basic RPers. RT!
FL bitches always be calming they're literate but be tweeting like: "i no rite i can not even *le flash to park*"
Now-a-days people have a FL account but don't even RP!
I can't stand a RPer bitch who can't take rejection.
Guess who's back! That's right, I'm back in better then ever. Get ready for a lot of laughs! RT or nah? RT!
FL be like: "I love you with all my heart and we'll be together forever." *Breaks up and is in a different relationship 20 minutes later*
Nowadays every RPer calms to be "literate" or "descriptive" when half of them aren't.
If you complain about every little thing over and over again, don't be surprised when I unfollow your annoying ass.
FL bitches be too quick to jump in a relationship. Like damn, I'd rather be single then be in a fucked up relationship.
I had to use that picture of Riker from my last tweet, he looks so funny.
When I see dumb and thirsty ass bitches on my TL that I follow I be like: "Why the fuck did I even follow you?"
[Joins RP, gets married, gets a divorce, gets pregnant, has a kid, loses a baby, gets back together, breaks up, and deletes all in 3 hours]
Basic FL bitches be like: "new year, new me!<3" Me: HAHA... Bitch you still gonna be thirsty.
FL bitches be like: "New Years resolution? The norm, to get a boyfriend, like it is every year, all throughout the year."
FL people be like: "I like didn't have anyone to kiss for New Years." Me: Bitch don't complain, be happy it's a new year.
I saw some tweet "RT if you want me to delete" Like are you that desperate for attention or are you naturally a dumb ass?
I hate those stupid RPers who copy other peoples account. They have the same bio, icon, & tweets. You're so unoriginal it's not even funny.
Maggie @lxcalbcbygirl
331 Followers 416 Following Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out. ¤ @flackapapi is mine so don't ever touch¤
fathy.jbm @FathyJbm
2 Followers 35 Following
angelino moniz @amoniz85
3 Followers 48 Following
Lögån Hüntēr Šh�... @logan_hunter_s
43 Followers 123 Following My name is Logan, I have four other siblings, Ashton, Piper, Selena, and Michael. I like to play guitar, sing, and, help people. DM me?
inactive @4GETMEMIKE
274 Followers 678 Following
.Worthless and dead. @UselessAshy
388 Followers 996 Following Taken by my Zayn, try and take him from me i'll kill you. Got it? Love you, Zaynie. {1/3 of the Sexual Kitty-Cakes.} Jåcë Løgan Skëllingtøn O(≧∇≦)O
kenz @SIKEFRAUDD
3K Followers 3K Following
Michael Cudlitz @TequilaNCigars
362 Followers 197 Following I used to be the badass ginger sergeant in The Walking Dead and that gay cop with a bad past in SouthLAnd. |[ I AM NOT THE REAL CUDLITZ! ]|
norman reedus. @wwwbigbaldhcad
156 Followers 85 Following people are pretty strange. i don't think anyone wants to cuddle a zombie. i love smashing stuff.
Lou @decddisco
28 Followers 27 Following You're all I want so much it's hurting you're all I want so much it's hurting
Fuck up.. @sluttycuddlcr
638 Followers 1K Following
Drake @TakeItEasyMan__
159 Followers 341 Following hi im drake From drake and josh My friend:@ClassyCarly_
inactive @HighNoteAngel
133 Followers 251 Following
@FabFakerr
56 Followers 57 Following
Jessica Moore. @OutOfTheFire_
421 Followers 675 Following •A phoenix dissolves into ashes only to emerge reborn from the flames• Looking for the only ones who can help me, the Winchesters.
RichieSambora [tour] @RichieSambcra
119 Followers 183 Following it's the one and only Richie Sambora! the funny one. guitarist in the most successful band Bon Jovi. Single. //RP\\ //26 yrs old Richie\\
punk selena @dcntgetclcse
113 Followers 221 Following once you find the one, you don't want to let him/her go, ever, but you and i both know, one day, you have too even if you don't want too. thats just life
Ashley @bancnas
119 Followers 229 Following It's difficult to believe in love when the people that say they love you keep leaving you.
Amanda. @Pxsswxrd
646 Followers 1K Following London Marie Styles (5 months) ❤️ Harry Styles ❤️ California ❤️Lets have another toast to the Girl Almighty. ❤️07.12.14❤️
VERSACEFAKE @VERSACEFAKE
59 Followers 154 Following
brie.:///// @dirxcticner
251 Followers 278 Following Praying for Southern Tour Dates. Zayn and Niall are my every. 1D AF. 5SOS AF.
Laura Marano @ItsTheLauraM95
57 Followers 47 Following Laura Marano. 18. Actress. Singer. Songwriter. I tend to laugh at puns and I enjoy school, WOOT WOOT! ||Roleplay||
❌ @fckingflcmes
1K Followers 1K Following
Liz @lizzy0lsen
17 Followers 25 Following great. we're all bloody inspired by your bullshitness [somehow not affiliated with Elizabeth Olsen]
Rhini. @RhiniBVB
405 Followers 979 Following Rhini. ||BVB||ADTR||ETF||ATL||ACDC||PTV||GD||AA||SS||OM&M||P!ATD||HU||WCAR||FIR||MIW||BMTH||MCR||TDG||BB||SWS||Evanescence||Flyleaf|| gummie bears! (:||
em @ItsEmBrooks
247 Followers 256 Following HI BABY GIRL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOURE MY EVERYTHING IM SO LUCKY TO CALL YOU MINE -CASEY
Meadow. @MeadowWalkcr
43 Followers 179 Following I don't like taking long showers, it makes me feel like I'm missing out on the outside world |FL/RP|
Inactive @Hey_Its_Jeydon
256 Followers 384 Following I will love @xxmattybearxx (Jason) forever.. But I'm Done... Goodbye
Hunter/Alex/Kade @HunterAFagot
651 Followers 749 Following Hunter/17/Loves Jacob~Alex/18/ Loves Tyler&Annie~Kade 17 Single
h @DarkHarryOffic
2K Followers 348 Following
em @ItsEmBrooks
247 Followers 256 Following HI BABY GIRL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOURE MY EVERYTHING IM SO LUCKY TO CALL YOU MINE -CASEY
Rhini. @RhiniBVB
405 Followers 979 Following Rhini. ||BVB||ADTR||ETF||ATL||ACDC||PTV||GD||AA||SS||OM&M||P!ATD||HU||WCAR||FIR||MIW||BMTH||MCR||TDG||BB||SWS||Evanescence||Flyleaf|| gummie bears! (:||
Maz. @MazziMazFake
155 Followers 312 Following Storys so crazy, make a nigga wanna... {RP/Taken} I love you Aspen, more than anythingggggg.
tish ₊‧°𐐪♡�... @krewstatement
2K Followers 1K Following bardigang until the end of time. 🇯🇲 MERCEDES 13 BELTS.
oops, hi. @foodstagrcm12
657 Followers 1K Following
finn. ★ moved! (pin... @CYNlCALCLONES
2K Followers 217 Following you’re on your own kid, you always have been.
Crush @MessengerFL
69 Followers 182 Following message us anything and we'll post it anonymously. it can be song dedications or even a long note to your crush. we do NOT post hate messages.
Louis [Niall'] @louis_faker
149 Followers 178 Following Taken by @irishboyfraud! I'm not sharing he's mine and only mine! I love you baby boy :) x
Luchei. @ToBeInLoveFake
45 Followers 62 Following Sleepyhead... I'm crazy, don't judge me. I love cats. Pussys. {insert rape face here}
looouuuu @sncwbcllz
106 Followers 125 Following [insert cupcake emoji here] I'm a boss ass bitch. Openly gay because that's how I roll
@hcrrypotter
22 Followers 32 Following
ℛℭ. @TheRyanCarlisle
19 Followers 17 Following I'm Ryan Carlisle, 22 years old, and an actor. I play the lead Derek Willows on the show Crystal Ridge.
Acacia. @independcnt
71 Followers 109 Following Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there
James Diamond @JcmesDiamond
38 Followers 43 Following If you ever need a guy to fuck, here he is. [RP/DTF]
archived @wcstedbu
214 Followers 511 Following by the end of the night, the neighbors will know my name, baby.
not @JoeyRyanOnline @SleazeIsLegal
201 Followers 957 Following I'm bringing sleazy back. |RP/Views are my own and in no way reflect @JoeyRyanOnline|
Rebekah Saltzman @SinfulTease
1K Followers 848 Following Minutes into hours and the hours into years. Nothing changes. Nothing ever can. Round about the roundabout and back where you began. [RP|Married|AU] #Bubbles
Sapphire @OrphanSapphire
82 Followers 124 Following 5 years old, looking for a new mommy and daddy. In the orphanage they call 'home' alone. I love cuddles, candy and my imaginary friend, Lucy.
Jaymi @ThatKidJaymi
189 Followers 333 Following 10 years old. My mom is @KristenStewyart. My adopted sister is @Poetic_Beauty_
Adler. @AdlerisFalse
121 Followers 264 Following Adler. Rp. Badass. CEO of Taco Bell. Your mom's favorite.
Billie @BillieJoeRP
433 Followers 213 Following my blow job skills are better than my spelling skills
! @wcnderess
554 Followers 59 Following
Zayn @FalsefreakD
40 Followers 104 Following
Dinah Jane @intoxicxtionBU
48 Followers 107 Following Lalalalala I don't know how to shut up so I'm here.












































