Lowered Expectations @ExpectationsLow
...because you're all terrible. Joined April 2013-
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@YourAnonNews How soon we forget how this country was founded in the first place.
I'm never getting that $40 Detroit owes me, am I?
Alright, ultrasound ... Let's dance. #hashimotolife
I feel you, homie: “@badbanana: My lifetime stats are pretty average until you move over to the Donuts Consumed column.”
Guess they can't fly planes either, wocka wocka!!
Biggest surprise at the NHL Draft so far is that Paulina Gretzky hasn't wandered onto the stage in a bikini.
@Keefe21 all of those names you just posted are not real people. Nobody has a name as bad as those...not even on Maury.
"Get ready baby...I'm gonna make oatmeal in you" - Things I say while cumming.
Pierre McGuire escapes from jail.
I snatch kisses...and vice versa.
Chara is, by far, the worst player on the ice tonight for the #Bruins
The result in Hockey is not calculable from the sum of the parts. More than any other sport, its result is about the quantity of heart.
5 more periods like that should do it. #Bruins
Rene going with four pumps tonight. Kid means business. #Bruins #becauseitsthecup
TK47: "That's a weird phrase, 'nothing to lose.' We have everything to lose...You go down swinging. You throw everything on the table" ^CS
In this modern age, why don't more movies have sassy hackers in them? I need to see more people hacking gibsons and talking all techy.
Whenever I see "Necessary Roughness" is on TV, I'm always let down that its not the Scott Bakula/Sinbad movie. #hugeletdown
@JoseCanseco Seriously, how you haven't taken some sort of political office to this point is a crime.
Anybody else think that the movie #idiocracy is actually not that out of the question? If you do, watch one episode of @Maurypovich1
You think @AmandaBynes would be into hanging out and watching Toddlers and Tiaras? Or is that not her thing?
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