Andrew R @ExcelPope

Three times winner of Twitter's "Least honest bio" award. excelpope.net Kingdom of Northumbria Joined June 2014

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

@samtiley @MysteriosoX Hope it helps. Give me a shout if you need any help with it. I'll try to remember to check-in here every so often.

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@MysteriosoX @samtiley Not sure if I'm on the right track, but I created a sheet of companies and systems they used, then created a second sheet that calculates the percentage match between each company, based on systems they both use/don't use. Then I added conditional formatting to show the closest.

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

@MysteriosoX @adrianfclarke @CARmagazine I had a Corrado VR6 as a company car in the late 90s and one of my colleagues had the Golf VR6. I was never that impressed the Corrado, and the Golf was significantly worse.

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

Morning.

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

@forwardnotback And the government should have someone on the @HMRCgovuk account like every one.

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

@AndyGilder I was and I did, and forever more I shall be known as "forklift".

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

This is a brilliant show, and you should go and see it if you get the chance. I don't think I've ever seen a comedian enjoying themselves so much in a set. And I'm not just saying that because he threw me 4 free bags of crisps.

Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray

2 years ago

Newcastle @TyneOperaHouse says "bollocks!"

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Scott Wortley @Scott_Wortley

2 years ago

Not surprised the former PM is careless with facts and details but staggered a publisher let this shoddiness through

Scott Wortley @Scott_Wortley

2 years ago

My son bought the Boris Johnson memoir for degree related reasons and brought this to my attention as an indicator of its quality and factual accuracy apparently Megrahi was released by a Labour scottish government. Shoddy. But characteristically shoddy and slapdash.

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

@FunkadelicHorse @QuarkQuent "Must try that again sometime."

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

@FunkadelicHorse @QuarkQuent I haven't kept count, as such, but I can still remember both their names.

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Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray

2 years ago

Newcastle @TyneOperaHouse says "bollocks!"

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

@obsolete__units @CharlotteCGill The prophesy has come to pass!

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Nina Paley @ninapaley

2 years ago

"This Land Is Mine", by me 12 years ago.

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

@DanielTSaySay @Shiv_who_burns @ToddCoxeter @twlldun The Kingdom of Northumbria shall rise again! Then you'll be sorry. Also, can we borrow your internet?

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

Expect to see a lot of rallying against this stupid line of argument from exactly the same people who’ve spent a decade claiming men in dresses are an oppressed minority.

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

@MsLMG79 @mrdavidwhitley Can confirm that every schoolchild in the North-East has been to Beamish and they all have the exact same three memories: 1. Going down a mine* 2. Going on a tram 3. Going to the sweetshop *Killhope Lead Mining Museum has a better mine, but it's in the middle of fucking nowhere

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

@fourfoot Although it's rather anachronistic now, The Smoking Room is one of my favourite comedies. A sitcom with just a single location has to be really character-focused, and that pays off big-time, especially with the heart-breaking conclusion of Robin's (Robert Webb) story arc.

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Andrew R @ExcelPope

2 years ago

@MsLMG79 Normally I'd go with aniseed balls, liquorice torpedoes, or foam bananas, but now that I've spotted the flying saucers I do quite fancy them.