Elon Musk (Parody) @Elon_Muskxtr
I'm on a quest to bang AOC on Mars. (Parody Account) Mars Joined April 2011-
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Man saves child’s life with no hesitation ❤️
I respect the hustle, he is an entrepreneur at heart…
Ok, I wasn’t expecting that ending AT ALL.
What would you do in this situation?
Sorry, was she drinking something?
Elon Musk just texted you this what are you asking for?
Parking rage in France, what would you do?
I will never pet a shark like this. Nope. Not happening.
Did this man just fight a black bear?
Biden brags today that he gave people access to high-speed internet (by spending trillions of $) - what good is that when you can't afford housing? Median monthly mortgage payment up 90%, rents are at a record high, but thank goodness my eviction notice will download quickly...
The World Economic Forum is the biggest clown show on planet earth. I’d rather hangout with Mark Cuban for a whole week than see any of those 🤡’s
Stratton Oakmont defrauded 1,500 investors of $200MM Jordan Belfort gave this 'sales script' to his 1,378 employees:
Sorry guys, was using the wrong account when I posted this
Starlink can provide connectivity to the most remote and rural communities around the world. The Itaquera community in the heart of the Brazilian Amazon now has access to online educational and medical resources previously not available 🛰️🌎❤️ → stories.starlink.com
Watch Falcon 9 launch Dragon and Ax-3 to the @Space_Station x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
Meet Ax-3, the crew of Dragon’s 12th human spaceflight mission
SpaceX was founded to help create a future where not just hundreds but thousands and ultimately millions of people can travel off Earth, to live and work in space and on other planets.
Connor Franta @connorfranta
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Kat The Prayer Warrio.. @katgatton
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793 Followers 1K Following u.s.Air Force, mechanic, 2a supporter, happily married, don't do dms because see sentence before this, libertarian, and dad jokes
Peacemaker @Ittakesall
167 Followers 350 Following Peace..Individual accountability ….Putting ego aside….I believe the amount of morality in a society determines its success of Peace.
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290 Followers 202 Following
Maria Bonanno @MariaBonanno9
11K Followers 9K Following Conservative #BuildTheWall #Navy #Nonsibisedpatriae #Trump #MAGA #NRA Followed by Scott Baio John Batchelor Gen Flynn ScottPresler Mike Lindell JamesWoods🇺🇸
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639 Followers 1K Following Registered Nurse, married and in love, my family my treasure, real estate investor, food lover, coffee, red wine, hiking/biking, thanks God.
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Chuck @Chuck9301Chuck
67 Followers 123 Following Age 61. Manager at an manufacturing facility. Enjoy mountain biking and hiking all year round in the Colorado Rockies. Looking toward retirement. Proud Veteran.
Mrs. S. @hshLauraJ
75K Followers 44K Following Former Investment Banker. Columbia U. Mom of 7. Conservative/ Reactionary . X-Democrat. Snarky, Satirical, Salty 🚫porn -Not PC! 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇮🇱#FJB
Peacemaker @Ittakesall
167 Followers 350 Following Peace..Individual accountability ….Putting ego aside….I believe the amount of morality in a society determines its success of Peace.
wannabe_maker @EdwardGore19
914 Followers 1K Following I’m an idea guy, enginerd, gadget aficionado, hobbyist extraordinaire, Tesla owner and US Army Veteran.
Gem 🇺🇲✨️�.. @GemsPatriot
1K Followers 2K Following America first 🇺🇲 Mother, Grandmother, wife, best friend 🇺🇲Military retired family🇺🇲 ✈️ Trump supporters ✈️ ** No DM's **
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18K Followers 17K Following Retired. Married. God, Family, Country. Constitutional Conservative. #MAGA2024 #AmericaFirst #BuildThatWall #SecureBorders #Accountability Please No DMs
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5K Followers 5K Following 🇺🇸💵🔋Business/Political/Enthusiast || #Kennedy2024 || All opinions are my own and do not reflect any organization or company I may be affiliated with.
KahlyssaFoote💋☠�.. @KahlyssaFoote
19 Followers 12 Following IAM Walk-In ANCIENT SekerMessengerOfTRUTH. Here to assist Soulz in ASCENSION. No Fluff SpiritualLifeCoach. 🕊#DiviniaConscientia🕊 #IAMWombMan #WondersToThee
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1K Followers 1K Following I am here to challenge you to be the happiest, healthiest version of you!
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2K Followers 5K Following Adventure seeker | Hunter | Bowhunter 🏹 StormChaser 🌪 | Fisherman | Outdoor fun Influencer / Sharing photos to make you happy 😆 🇨🇦
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390 Followers 72 Following Sharing my love for travel 🌎 and my curiosity of wonders found in the universe we inhabit ✨
LeftCoastLibertarian @MichaelJ_72
235 Followers 875 Following Constitutionalist. Keep America the great country that it is. Keep America strong, and do the right thing to make it better for all of its citizens.
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Elton Bronson @eltondroid
4K Followers 5K Following US Air Force retired; Over the road trucker (food grade tanker )
@ElonMuskAOC I couldn't believe it ‼️But the question is, do you think it's worth the effort for this carpet? 🤔
@ElonMuskAOC Wouldn't it be easier to just get a new carpet? What a waste of detergent and water!
Dawg what is wrong with kids man 😭😭😭
Love On Tour. New York City XIII. September, 2022.
TOMORROW , 10AM PST FANJOY DOT CO SLASH KNJ NEW SHIT TO WEAR FROMS US🖤🤍
harry styles held her phone. harry styles took a BEREAL ON HER PHONE.
Front camera of Harry’s BeReal from tonight’s show!
ARE WE JOKING
Add me on BeReal. bere.al/connorkeegan1
im in a new country by the beach with some of my favorite people in this world drinking wine and laughing. today is perfect and i am oh so happy. ♥️
in honor of 9/11 lets not forget this drawing my brother made when he was 11
10 YEARS AGO I QUIT MY JOB, DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE & MOVED OUT OF STATE TO PURSUE MY DREAM. MY YOUNGER SELF WOULD STAND UP TO GIVE MY OLD ASS AN APPLAUSE RN. I DON’T SAY IT ENOUGH, BUT I AM PROUD OF WHO I AM. HERE’S TO 30 MORE.
shower sex hits different when the only thing you’re fucking is crying
gonna be honest with u guys. i don’t understand how the gas nozzle knows when to stop
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