ElectricEggs @ElectricEggs
In my free time, I measure the effect various resume fonts have on my emotional well being. Avid pine needle collector. Determined to divide by zero. Los Angeles, CA Joined February 2013-
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i need to clear my mind, pogs are the salad, dairy free dressing only
I'm eating chocolate for breakfast again. This time it's 5:13pm though
I keep red pepper flakes in my pockets until the next snowday - We must survive
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A donkey with wings and a half pound of wafer flakes, both are impossible tasks?
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I looked longingly into his lush red beard. Slowly, a long tendril of beard hair brushes against my cheek. "It recognizes you", he says.
The lights dimmed and the Ostrich slides onto stage and it feels right. We dance nervously as the bird sings. "Go along with it" they said.
I see three shadow mountains projecting onto the Japanese 'Swirl!' clouds. Hungry Hogarth wants food! But sky journey has agreed, correct?
Sometimes the world is such a beautiful place. All the beautiful people, places and things being said are just so beautiful. Beauty in poo.
Four wizards juggling collectors coins made 2 salami sandwiches before putting their pants on back to front. A regime change is imminent.
There's a motor in the shape of a moth. But why? It goes to find a crumble of the silver pie. Hoot goes away. And so did her ghost.
Do you see that Funkasaurus Rex? The one playing with the jazz band? On this very day in '93 a rainbow orchestra invited him to play. Word?
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Have Fred's phalanges fought the forty flightless birds? Founded upon Pringles snacks?
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"Why you gotta be so rude...I'm gonna marry her anyway..." :p
I refuse to let machines tell me what to do especially the damn crosswalk robot. I've been hit by so many cars I should be dead
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“I simply want to live; to cause no evil to anyone but myself.” #LeoTolstoy
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