I've returned to tell you a secret about #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree. If you ride backwards through each archway in one unbroken manoeuvre you'll shrink to the size of a Miranda Sprout seed and be able to explore the tree's root system caves. Praise the sun!
I've returned to tell you a secret about #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree. If you ride backwards through each archway in one unbroken manoeuvre you'll shrink to the size of a Miranda Sprout seed and be able to explore the tree's root system caves. Praise the sun!
Sorry for the absence. I was playing through every other game ever made. I can now confirm that #ELDENRING is the best, apart from one. Can you guess what it is?
Hot #ELDENRING tip from the No.1 Elden Ring expert. Type "SOULS" as your first guess in Wordle. If this is correct you'll get a buff to your spelling stat, enabling you to confuse certain bosses with big words. Praise the sun.
Hot #ELDENRING tip from the No.1 Elden Ring expert. Put your Dark Souls disc on top of your Elden Ring disc in your console. This unlocks a secret mode where you won't constantly use flasks by accident. Praise the sun.
Hot #ELDENRING tip from the No.1 Elden Ring expert in the world: play Kirby. Also, collect 100 dragon eyes and brew them in Eagle Feather tea for a boost to your map vision. Praise the sun.
Happy Friday, everyone! Apart from Aragorn the Flayer, hardest secret boss in #ELDENRING. He can get in the sea. Which, incidentally, is how you beat him. Hot tip there for you. Praise the sun.
Sorry for the lack of updates everyone. I was repeatedly hitting every wall in the game. Glad to report that I found a lot of walls. #ELDENRING is the GOAT. Praise the sun.
Hot #ELDENRING tip. If you thought the secret doors hidden behind multiple strikes were cool, just wait until you get the shovel from Farmer Gascoigne. In the world are five unmarked graves. Dig them all and you'll be treated to the music video for Everybody by Backstreet Boys.
Hot #ELDENRING tip! Dress as the tarnished you want to be. Your dreams will become your destiny. Also, talk to the tailor in Sailor Moon Cove for a fashion buff bracelet. Praise the sun.
Good day Elden Ring fans. Here's a hot tip for you. Place a pack of butter on a Hellshrine. The cursed liquid can be applied to metal armor for a deflect bonus, but be warned that you'll have to listen to Tenacious D's Tribute every time you are struck. Praise the sun.
Hot #ELDENRING tip. Don't believe talk of a hidden pause. Elden Ring even continues in your dreams. Before you sleep drink a pint of fermented oat and grass juice, then straddle the saddle affixed to your bed. Strap yourself on as soon dream you will take over. Praise the moon.
Good morning/good night #ELDENRING players. Praise the sun and hope you enjoy all my expert tips. Bonus tip: change the language setting to "N64 era platformer from Rare" to make Elden Ring even more annoying.
Hot #ELDENRING tip: if you're struggling to remember who is who because every name is like the previous name but with an extra letter, make mnemonics out of them. Go out dad, rancid ice cream kones. Easy. Praise the sun (sun under noon).
#ELDENRING hot tip. Don't feed the small crab found on the miniature beach in Ramsgate. Doing so will make it angry. It's not a problem, but why would you want to anger a crab?
#EldenRing tip! Don't wear a turtleneck. You'll get a 6.29% buff to your pecs, but look like a Bond villain. I recommend the poncho for a cost/gain/force/push crit damage enhancement to all two-handed Monk Glaives. Praise the sun.
#ELDENRING tip you won't want to miss. Here it is. Get ready. Whisper the horse's name (Simon) into its ear to unlock the turbo horse shoes. If you're going too fast, shout "Simon, please slow down, mate." Then feed him a pack of Peperami.
Hot #ELDENRING tip! When double-handing, don't over exert yourself. Using two hands at once drains your stamina. Replenish liquids often. The Red Bull can be drained of blood.
Stuck on #EldenRing at the Moon Base? Take out the robot butler with a remote hack, then enter via a secure terminal. The 4-headed beast of Zion then has no virus protection and is easy to DoS.
In #ELDENRING don't fear the rugged vole. Despite being 100x the size of a normal vole and with the face of De Niro in Cape Fear, it just wants to eat chocolate raisins. Get these from Wilkin's son.
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