Random story: One Christmas as a kid in the hood, we beat a crackhead off the porch with a broom. He tried to steal meat off our grill. That's it. That's the tweet.
@EdLatimore So nobody is gonna ask what y’all doing grilling for Christmas? It’s cold as shit lol
@EdLatimore Remarkable forbearance by you and the fam. Tis the season
@EdLatimore That's easily the best "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey"
@EdLatimore When I was about 11 years old a crackhead dropped his crack and I ran over it with my bike on accident. The man was not happy, I’m surprised I didn’t get stabbed.
@EdLatimore 'A Crackhead Christmas and 99 other Crackhead stories' By @EdLatimore Need ASAP! 😂
@EdLatimore grilling for Christmas? This is more than enough! too cold here
@EdLatimore There is a joke in there around crackhead and meathead but it escapes me currently