Guys. GUYS! I heard Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce hijacked the Dali to destroy the Francis Scott Key bridge so they could rebuild it as the Kweisi Mfume Woke bridge on which they’ll endorse Joe Biden and get married. Subscribe to my Twitter to find out more. Send cash.
@EWErickson It’s all fun and games until @JackPosobiec tweets this in a few hours
@EWErickson Thought you were on your way to the beach with the beloved family. Leave us alone. Have fun. From your friends at the Word in Greenville SC. Later Gator.
@EWErickson If you made cinnamon rolls for attendees I would come to this conference. I lack appropriate levels of shame.
@EWErickson (Two weeks later) Erick: "Check out my 2nd pizza oven!" 🤪
@EWErickson Taylor Swift is obviously subverting Merica and Donald J Trump. On a serious note, Peace be with families of the loved ones who died in this terrible bridge accident.