Alex Bones Kraft @DrNotAPatsy
Sex positive political junky with a penchant for the nerdier things in life Philadelphia PA Joined December 2009-
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People keep saying Trump term II is the most corrupt administration ever, so I built a model to find out if it was true. I took the UN's definition of corruption, turned it into eight criteria and 100 points, and scored the leaders history remembers for looting their countries: Marcos, Suharto, Mobutu, Abacha, Obiang, Putin. Then I put every president since Eisenhower on the same scale, both parties, with every exoneration counted right alongside the convictions. Nixon scored 41 and no other American President scored over a 25. Trump's second term scored a 91, which ties him with Suharto and Mobutu and puts him above Marcos and Abacha. So he is not only the most corrupt president in American history. At this pace he finishes his term level with the most corrupt rulers of the last hundred years. PSA: don't come in my comments arguing about the results if you haven't read the full article, because ignorance is a choice. Full article is up now on my Substack (link in bio) and it's free.
Can never love this guy enough. He's already so fun with his weapon knowledge and stuntwork but also confidently tells people off when they push harsh beauty standards on him and his partner. And yep, TRANS RIGHTS BABYYYYY 💖💙🤍
@trigs_a To add on to all of this, the WTC was constructed in a way to maximize floor space. This involved creating a sort of exoskeleton + truss system to support the floors as opposed to internal support beams. That was a huge factor in how the collapse occured
@spaceghost I for onr AM ready for my sponge bath
@JoknobWoozy @alexboge You do realize the Titanic was engineered to withstand multiple hull breaches from objects more devastating than an iceberg right?
Holy mother of copyright infringement, is this edit fire
I asked Vice President Vance about the widow of an airman killed in the Iran war who says her family can’t get all of their benefits because it hasn’t been officially declared a war.
@JessicaNigri Give me your name fae master, and I shall give you mine
My boyfriend told me he was "going out with the boys" last night and i said ok cool have fun. he came back at 11pm covered in glitter and i was like what the hell happened and he said "pottery class" which made NO SENSE. turns out "the boys" is him and four other guys from his gym who take a weekly pottery class together and they've been doing this for EIGHT MONTHS. he's been lying about boys night. it IS boys night but it's POTTERY. i asked why he didn't just tell me and he said "i don't know it felt weird to say" i made him show me what he's made and he has a CABINET full of mugs and bowls in his apartment that i thought he bought but he MADE THEM. they're actually really good. he's got a mug with my name on it that he was too embarrassed to give me. all his boys have matching plates they made. they have a group chat called "clay bros" i'm dating a man who's been in a secret pottery club for months. he made me promise not to tell their girlfriends. i'm keeping pottery secrets now
I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.
In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy. She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid. The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%. She handed out the checks herself. In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college. When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months. You've probably heard that part. Here's the part you haven't: The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top. Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave. She built her county an entire hospital. She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it. In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees. Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal. In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release. And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it. She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway. She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did. Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸
i'd be terrible at this. I always make up my own lyrics 😂
@ElMichalito Content ain't for me but mad respect for the performance. The body control and precision is fantastic, especially the facial contortions. That is very difficult to do especially as rapidly as that. Can hate on the music or aesthetic all you like but respect the talent at least
Conan sold the “we accidentally double-booked them” apology just long enough for people to almost believe it. Then Jon Dore and Rory Scovel started performing their entire sets at the exact same time. The timing is insane. One goes loud while the other drops volume. Random punchlines keep cutting clean through the chaos. Halfway through they escalate with a guitar and an audience member at the perfect moment. Four minutes of pure controlled madness that still feels fresh over a decade later. This is still one of the smartest late night bits ever done. Never seen chaos this fun
This has 2 Million views on TikTok
@JacersErasers @historyinmemes Every time I see some dude online showing their techniques for painting minis its always something unique like this. The reality is there's some digital help and almost anything would work to cover those figures. Its not the skill everyone, its the machines
im playing Spider-Man 2 with graphic mods and first person mod and vr mod #PCVR
@yslnadi Nobody actually understands what introvert vs extrovert actually means. Extrovert: recharges and resets by being around and engaging with people and getting out of their space Introvert: recharges and resets by having time alone or with an individual, often in a personal space
Marissa Rothenberger. One of the 48. Let’s get into it. Bc this is one of the ones that really upset me as a mother and a person who will always advocate for children. Marissa started transitioning at NINE. She lives in a blue state, she has open and accepting parents. So, she never went through male puberty. Her name was legally changed at 12. Marissa Rothenberger has been living as a female since she was 9 years old. She doesn’t look male, she has never had male puberty. She is a girl. If you saw her, you would say “that’s a girl.” Bc she is. She was OUTED by conservatives and she was subjected to legal abuse and harassment. She was a child. Conservatives said she was 6’0. She was 5’9 and 125 lbs. they used AI images of her bc the actual pictures don’t look very scary at all. Nobody really recruits 4A Minnesota High School Championships. Softball recruiting mainly occurs at the club level. In the history of Marissa’s club, only 2 players went on to play at the college level, neither at major programs. For reference, Texas Bombers has 8 SEC commits on their roster RIGHT NOW. Outing CHILDREN should be illegal. That’s a child. Her life was irreparably harmed by the anti-trans movement. Her parents did everything they could for her to be passing. What happened to her was cruel and evil. Her teammates, her friends, her school, and her community knew Marissa as a girl. If my son identified as a girl, I would stop at nothing to have him on puberty blockers. His dad is a 6’3 and a former heavyweight boxer. And I wouldn’t want my child to go thru life being ridiculed - which, if he went thru male puberty as a trans girl, that is what would happen. That’s what the anti-trans movement wants to do to children who are trans. Conservatives want trans people to be ridiculed for life, they don’t want them to easily pass as women. They don’t want lgbtq people to have happy lives. Period. That’s the main thing the anti-trans movement wants. Marissa never had a huge arsenal of pitches. She pitched 58 mph. She was not going to attract college offers anyhow, but if she had, I wouldn’t have given a fuck bc she NEVER went through male puberty. For reference, LSU’s 2027 commit, Sydney is pitching 72 mph, UCLA’s is pitching 70 mph. You’re not getting college offers at under 60 mph. Texas’ pitcher who won two natties, Teagan Kavan, was in the 68-70 range, NiJaree Canady pitched 75 mph, Karlyn Pickens pitched 79 mph. This is actually a horrible example bc Marissa Rothenberger was literally too small to generate the sort of power required to be elite. She never had male hormones. What bringing her up proves is that you are not knowledgable about girl’s sports and you are ok with bullying and harming children. That is an AI picture of Marissa used on FB and the right is Marissa Rothenberger.
@AshleyTXBurner 2025 Minnesota state high school softball champion. fox9.com/news/minnesota…
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