drunk college life @DobbieChristian
DC state anonymous tweets send to me in the DM call someone out i dare you. #drunkunly your neighbor Joined January 2013-
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When men are drunk we are very similar to dogs, all we wanna do is pee on things, and hump every female specimen. An eat tons of food!
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Officer Sir, I'm just the DD. Designated Drunk !
Beauty in his suits #StanleyCupFinal x.com/maddyblais/sta…
@McDonalds #mcdicks x.com/lc_dicktates/s…
Anyone want to bring me a dollar drink? Serious inquiries only
This years memorial cup is just a bunch of beauties killin it on that ice.. Mcdavid..... Not sorry'
Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there. Especially my mom. Cheers to a nice glasses of champagne in honour of your special day!
Oh wow. Their is tons of buzz about the junior hockey in ontario right now .
These playoffs are just stupidly difficult to determine! Beard and beer season!
The @OJHLOfficial should playoff against the @TheGMHL the two winners at the end of playoffs to decide the better league @LifeintheG_
I've drank more bottles of liquor this week then the amount of wins the leafs have this season
Only thing I win on roll up the rim from @TimHortons is a chance to have a alcholic in public, #beingdiscreet! #WINNER
Game plan tomorrow wake up, gifts for the bae , dinner , movie, honestly it's just an over rated way of asking for sex ! #50ShadesOfGrey
Valentine's Day hmm what to do well if your single get your favourite drink and pound it if you aren't get your love one and pound it .
Beer beer beer, three cheers for beer:)
Maybe if fans want to make a real impact on the leafs they should wear the opposing teams jerseys ! Or simply just don't go #TMLtalk
Ladies which ones better ? Retweet for uncircumcised , Fav for a circumcised cock?
Back to school I go. Lol good joke. Be at my dorm gettin. Drunk as fuck, passing this semester sure as hell will be luck
Went to a family get together tonight an a drunken singalong broke out!
Know what sucks about tonight not having anyone to sleep with on this cold night !! Where's my little spoon ?! Is she out there #👸👸👸
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