M @Distortion02

22 || they/them || NSFW ACC!! minors DNI || I'm not gonna sext you and you're not gonna sext me either Joined September 2021

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WEIGHTED ALASTOR PLUSHIE 🦈💣💥🍍 Centi @goro_orb

2 years ago

⭐️GIVEAWAY⭐️ Christmas Giveaway time! 2 winners get 1x Baldur's Gate 3 plushie of their choice for free. All you gotta do: ☃️ Like, Retweet + Follow me Shipping is international. If you already bought them, you will be reimbursed.

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M @Distortion02

2 years ago

@calicocalolily oh my goodness congrats!!! you deserve it tenfold <3 this is Morel, aspiring professional gale smoocher 👀 (I had to dig into discord to find that first screenshot back lol)

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Jacob🍌🔞 @poisivey

2 years ago

cw implied spanking making your ocs into stuff your not is so fun actually. my barbie doll that i put in situations

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2 years ago

@galesversion In his defense, if most of the people he normally deals with are like Gandrel The Totally Qualified Monster Hunter™, no wonder he isn't trying very hard

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2 years ago

@JuLaiRun real

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Cassi | Vampeater 🥀🗡️ @crimzonrite

2 years ago

Neil once said AA's mask dropped when he ascended. Subsequently, came the misconception that "this means spawn Astarion still has to put on a mask and cannot truly be himself". May I present these dialogues & an objective look at both versions' acceptance of self.🧵1/19

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isaac @isaakkat

3 years ago

// Bible spoilers HES BACK???!

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juju 🔞 @JuLaiRun

3 years ago

Gale Spell Game pt 4 (final…or is it?) Will you reward such eager participation from our guest?? 👀

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M @Distortion02

3 years ago

@debardchery talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping,

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raven @dmbakura

3 years ago

Giving Astarion the necromancy of thay feels like giving a baby an ipad and hoping it'll amuse it for a while

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Arczi 🌶️ patreon @Arczism_

3 years ago

#bloodweave gentle intimacy

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M @Distortion02

3 years ago

@pomruins Astarion blatantly cheats at monopoly and when anyone points it out he's just like "real life isn't fair either"

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3 years ago

has anyone redrawn that Hozier "men get pegged" meme with Gale Dekarios and if not, why not

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3 years ago

@pomruins going feral about the stretchmarks and Gale's pretty pretty hair

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M @Distortion02

3 years ago

yeah maybe I'll start sharing my horny baldur's gate thoughts here

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5 years ago

Homophobic that it's cold months so i can't lounge on my couch in just my panties and an oversized hoodie >:(

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5 years ago

@jusformommy @vcutell_ @fairybrie No??? Aftercare is not something to be earned? It is a need, for everyone. Don't deny aftercare as a punishment. Ever.

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M @Distortion02

5 years ago

Woke up at 3am and couldn't get back to sleep cause my ADHD brain was way too active... So shout-out to my wand massager for always being there, even in the middle of the night