Disneyland Resort Fake Guest Relations @DisneyParodyPR
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Hooray! We won this case! Now we can use the increased revenue from our recent price increases to keep food on Lord Chapek’s table instead of improving the lives of those who work for us.
Hooray! We won this case! Now we can use the increased revenue from our recent price increases to keep food on Lord Chapek’s table instead of improving the lives of those who work for us.
“The monorail running again is cool, but what about the trams?” -Disneyland guests today “The trams running again is cool, but what about (insert other complaint here)?” -Disneyland guests when the trams return, probably Reply with your guesses for the “other complaints”
Here’s a reminder that the title of Legacy Passholder was just a marketing tactic to convince people to spend money at Downtown Disney while the theme parks were closed.
“Here’s a reminder that even though we cancelled your passes, we still want you to visit and spend money at Downtown Disney! We’re using the word “Legacy” to make you feel special and fancy! Please give us money!”
Congratulations to @knotts! Our news about canceling annual passes is your gain! We wish you continued success at our expense!
Yeah! What about a whole new land based on Star Wars with a super ambitious, amazing trackless ride and another ride where you can pilot the Millenium Falcon! Or a Marvel themed land! Or maybe even both!
Yeah! What about a whole new land based on Star Wars with a super ambitious, amazing trackless ride and another ride where you can pilot the Millenium Falcon! Or a Marvel themed land! Or maybe even both!
“Prices will keep going up until enough people stop visiting and our profits start to decline.” -Bob Iger, probably
Q: How do you know if someone drives a Tesla? A: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
Q: How do you know if someone drives a Tesla? A: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
This thread was started by a Karen. Literally. Who’s an anti-vaxxer. Who’s talking to herself. Can’t tell if it’s true or sattire. Enjoy the cringe.
This guy: 1) Showed he can do basic math. 2) Lives up to his Twitter handle. 3) Doesn’t seem to understand that Disneyland is in it to maximize profits.
This guy: 1) Showed he can do basic math. 2) Lives up to his Twitter handle. 3) Doesn’t seem to understand that Disneyland is in it to maximize profits.
Where are you, @UninspiredDis? I want to “cap” you.
Orlando Airport with the snark.
The real Disneyland twitter account throwing some shade.
All passes can visit at least one of the parks today. It’ll probably be crowded and busy. Please be patient, plan ahead, and be prepared for parking to be challenging. Have a magical day!
Save time by placing a mobile order. Unless you want to pay with a gift card. Or make reasonable substitutions. Or we just don’t feel like adding what you want to the mobile ordering menu.
I found this old screenshot as proof that the Rise of the Resistance would open later this year on both coasts. The original blog post has since been discretely edited.
This is an ironic reminder that despite all resort parking being full, Disneyland Drive is currently a parking lot.
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This is comedy at its finest
@sweetlifeofpj @DisneylandAP @Disneyland @DisneyParks @UniStudios Hey PJ! Seems like you finally get what we meant when we started calling everyone Legacy Passholders! Seems most people replying to the original tweet haven’t had it click that Legacy Passholder is just a marketing title to make you feel better about being dumped.
@DisneyParodyPR Ha! It really is. As is everything we do around these parts.
Why are more people not following this account? 😂
@eplacentia No, you’re not supposed to be grateful. You’re supposed to be willing to part with your money. Also, we don’t view families as walking ATMs, we view them as a walking bank branch.
This man stays undefeated
@jennamorford Hi, Jenna! 1) Why are you yelling? 2) “Storytelling at Royal Theatre” re-enacts Tangled daily at some of its showings 3) An obelisk shaped like Rapunzel’s tower is directly outside of the Royal Theatre 4) Rapunzel appears in “Mickey and the Magical Map” Thursday through Monday
@DisneyParodyPR Definitely have to say that the “hearts” bathroom has been the cleanest so far
@DisneyParodyPR Thank you for wasting your time for your unnecessary, irrelevant reply! Your account as a gif:
Me every Sunday.
Save time by placing a mobile order. Unless you want to pay with a gift card. Or make reasonable substitutions. Or we just don’t feel like adding what you want to the mobile ordering menu.
@DisneyParodyPR Hahaha touché! I hate Autopia so I never think about it 😂. And I think it’s ok to use Disneyland to mean “Disneyland Resort”, not just the park, but I defer to your decree! (Also your account is hilarious)
@DisneyParodyPR Why roll over to rides when rides should roll over to you?
@DisneyParodyPR is the most amazing account I found in 2019.
I lost motivation halfway between thinking about it and doing it.
@UninspiredDis We’re you uninspired by them enough to give it to them?
What's this I see? Something... uninspired?
@SullivanKing down to start another band?
@imnephilimmusic @eliminatemusic "3 gallons of Disneyland mayo" would be a really cool death metal band name.
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