DISHONEST OPTIMIST @DisOptimism
THE DISHONEST OPTIMIST: LIT MAG GRAND OPENING MAY 2 -- This account is for excerpts from unreleased texts, musings, and is in no way a promotional strategy. Joined October 2014-
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i dont even get it you take math so you can do more interesting things in science why does anyone "major in" math (irony level: 30%)
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i don't really understand any of this and it can stop anytime
so anyone else think hemingway is kind of terrible
success i have finally cultivated an aesthetic where everyone straight will think im gay and everyone gay will think im straight
"i love conversing w other beautiful people" - thought i had
hating literally everyone can be really inconvenient
project: every time someone asks how im doing say "miserable wbu"
@zyzzyvamag I'm gonna mail something tomorrow. Will you accept submissions that arrive to you a day or two after May 31.
Talking to people wearing sunglasses is always a real masturbatory experience
Where was my departmental award for "most fucked up"
Nobody at this concert is smoking weed wtf
got free tickets to see the stones tomorrow and my mood is still kinda just "whatever"
a little extra "im flirting with you" just to clarify never hurt anybody
my mom still thinks everyone on tinder is a serial killer
everytime i leave claremont i suddenly remember im not even remotely rich but this time its forever lol
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