Heart Shaped Nipples @Dingus65755973
A good beard can hide a weak chin. But a great beard can hide many biscuits. I am 40% nipple, 60% feijoa. Co-creator of 4 good humans. Joined May 2018-
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Classic case of Stolen Valour. Idiot is the main character in his own B Movie.
So you're telling me Shane Jones is corrupt?
Heart Shaped Nipples retweeted
For those who voted for this Coalition of Cruelty, did you think you would lose your job as result of voting Tory? Did you think you would be safe from austerity measures? Did you think your business would be better off? How do you feel now?
Surely the highlighted words on her wiki age are all unnecessary.
Wait.....are we the baddies? If the cap fits.
Latest artwork finished and packed for travel to its new home on Friday. Coffee mug for scale.
Today the tui feeder went through 25 litres of nectar. No discernable effect on the local bird population. Unrelated: getting a quote from an engineer to strengthen the roof joists.
What's got 3 thumbs and No Fucking Idea?
Lord of the Manor in all his regal glory.
🎶Some people call me the Space Cowboy 🎶Some people call me the Gangster of Love 🎶Some people call me The Tui King
What I will say to you is that there was experiential bandwidth synergy.
Bought the purple toothpaste from Temu. WOW!!!! What a transformation... ....said nobody ever.
I'll never forget my grandfather's final words. "Nipples, where did you find these delicious mushrooms".
4 Legs Good 2 Legs Bad 4 Legs Good 2 Legs Bad
Ohhhh the weather outside was frightful....
Pissing down rain, but the feast continues at pace. ❤️
Anyone ever seen Walton Goggins and Wesley Bryan in the same room together? Thought not.
Today, from the safety of my locked van, watched a sweet young thing, clearly on a pill, climb onto the roof of her hire car to film a tic toc, caved the roof in, fell off, chin hit the tarmac, bounced up, climbed back on the roof, continued filming, never dropped the phone once.
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@Dingus65755973 Well, fuck me!
Has anybody else noticed that I say bloody and fuck a LOT! Sure I'm not the only one that does, but just realised it.
Between Katya and @Dingus65755973 I'm expecting an exPLOsion in our tui population.😊😊😊 *could a little dish please be put out for the tauhou?*
@Dingus65755973 I mean, whodathunkit?! I know professional bods stepping AWAY from big 'listed' projects as he's about to grease all over them, and claim as the 'poster boy' for FTA. Lies, fucking lies.
@StereoIncognito @Dingus65755973 💯!!!! You're amazing Mr Nibbs 🤩🤩
For those who voted for this Coalition of Cruelty, did you think you would lose your job as result of voting Tory? Did you think you would be safe from austerity measures? Did you think your business would be better off? How do you feel now?
@Dingus65755973 💯 ░D░I░C░K░S░ ░I░N░ ░P░I░C░
@Dingus65755973 That is amazing Ding, so good.
@Dingus65755973 Bloody tiny coffee cup. Well done on making it!
@Spartsback @SuDharmapala A Sodastream and a Commodore 64
@Dingus65755973 Not-Geoff is absolutely stunning!
It’s my kids birthday today. How beautiful if nothing more Than to wait at Zion's door I've never been in love like this before Now let me pray to keep you from The perils that will surely come See life for you my prince has just begun.
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