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you enter your class. there is intense shrieking, but you cannot tell from where. everyone else is looking around, confused. suddenly, there is a booming voice: “MONEY IS FAKE” it says. i crawl out from under the desk. i am your new econ professor
Our Earth is actually the worst part of the Spiderverse, the only real spiderman we have is crack addict on Hollywood charging tourists for pictures.
the real turkish delight was massacring the greeks
If I was a Christmas present I'd be a holiday scratcher, because I'm a huge disappointment. #tistheseason
Hey @Google what's up with you lately.
Not finding a match on tinder is losing a game before the start of the game. You don't even get the opportunity to mess things up.
He said he doesn't like Korean BBQ.
Story of the Day: I saw Bill Nye crossing the street as I was biking along. I love LA.
Story of the Day: I saw a sweaty lumbersexual in the back of the train as a big black couple were all over each other like mac on cheese.
The key to any girl's heart.
There's always more fish in the sea... That's what I like to tell myself, anyway.
Story of the Day: Teenage boy travels 2581 miles only to third wheel the girl he came to see. #RelationshipGoals
Gotta go fast. @sonic_hedgehog
Prom is that special night of the year where you can be rejected by the girls who's dates stood them up.
I got friendzoned by a deaf girl once. I saw it coming a mile away, but the impact didn't make a sound.
They say the girls from around here are called Tahoes.
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twitter got me so stressed out rn. I just want Bernie to come give me a kiss on the forehead and tell me everythings gonna be alright 🥺
make another attack helicopter joke? im sorry the gender just got 10 feet higher
@lillypad_____ smitty is planning on getting a fashion mullet
tfw u shld b asleep but u listening to decky mcken second album
album is mastered and ready artwork shoot today went hard holy crapola she’s alive happy holidays x
smh american pigs these days always be like STOP RESISTING
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god damn i fucking called it
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Tip to stay awake, eat eggs. This tricks your body into thinking it's breakfast time.
I didn’t know how much I wanted or needed this, thank you
@JonTronShow A KNIGHT AND HIS TRUSTY STEED
Cube World will be released on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/1128000/Cu… Hopefully around the end of September/October 2019. #cubeworld
Yes, owners of the alpha will get Steam keys.
i cant wait for hickenlooper to win the election with his dark magic and then flood the world with fracking cum
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