Dean Oelschig @DeanOelsch
A master of tweets that don’t age well. Managing Partner at @HalotheAgency. Unhealthy obsession with creativity, design, coffee & sport. brandhalo.co.za Johannesburg, South Africa Joined May 2009-
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One of the most realistic human goat costumes I have ever seen. @Coenstabel loved it too. #setlife
Found a costume of Fourie du Preez.
Watch this space. ANC to form a coalition with MK to keep power. Always the plan.
Watch this space. ANC to form a coalition with MK to keep power. Always the plan.
South Africa's Minister of sport, ARTS and CULTURE celebrating a singer who had to go to BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT to succeed. Not the flex you think it is Zizi.
South Africa's Minister of sport, ARTS and CULTURE celebrating a singer who had to go to BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT to succeed. Not the flex you think it is Zizi.
Well at least, after 16 years of loadshedding, they have found out the issues and how to fix it.
Agency client service when deadlines move forward.
Basically "our public healthcare is so shit cos we have failed so now we are going to pretend you will all get medical aid"
Basically "our public healthcare is so shit cos we have failed so now we are going to pretend you will all get medical aid"
😂😂.
This is scary and quite genius from the ANC. Throw Zuma at the disillusioned supporter with a fake party, create an extreme populist manifesto you’ll never need, win a whack of votes and hand them back to the ANC to get 50%. Do whatever to hold onto power. Desperation time.
This is scary and quite genius from the ANC. Throw Zuma at the disillusioned supporter with a fake party, create an extreme populist manifesto you’ll never need, win a whack of votes and hand them back to the ANC to get 50%. Do whatever to hold onto power. Desperation time.
Here you go, this should make your day. A South African just smashed Britain's Got Talent. Just wow. youtube.com/watch?v=CNce_A…
If advertising awards want to be taken seriously a lot has to change, this is one of them. The other is proving it is a legit idea.
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@DeanOelsch Or is it because we all installed solar panels?
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@DeanOelsch thats why they need bodyguards...they know this will catch up to them,
It’s plastic energy - with diesel and only till elections
#LoadsheddingUpdate Sunday, 14 April 2024: After 18 consecutive days of no loadshedding, it will remain suspended until further notice. This positive development is attributed to the sustained availability of generation capacity and emergency reserves. A total of 2 150MW of…
An extraordinary delight to attend the #Contagious24 hosted by @DeanOelsch and his Halo team. Great to listen to @markritson & @asburyandasbury in person, alongside brilliant talks by Janet Kinghorn, Heidi Beeee, Dean @ @Abeymokgwatsane.
@MadleyKatherine @DeanOelsch So sad I had to cancel. Heard it was sensational. Congratulations @DeanOelsch
Pinching myself. I am surrounded by South Africa's greatest marketing minds AND Mark Ritson. My cup runneth over. Thank you @DeanOelsch for the best marketing conference ever.
Can she come sing Rassie at Loftus on the 6th of July?
miley cyrus’ cover of zombie literally changed the trajectory of my life
I forgot that I entered Two Oceans half. I also got an A seeding. 🤣 I’ve run a total of 6km… this year.
Small point, but if you’re going to put ‘too much’ in brackets, just say ‘too much’ in the first place
@DeanOelsch Big time. My YouTube rabbit holes end up with night terrors and videos of people made of ice cream eating themselves, his conquer World Cup favourites and achieves glory.