Dave Clark @DaveClark_AFP
Currently: South Africa Previously: Brussels, Ukraine, DC, Nigeria, Afghanistan, Balkans Originally: Newcastle tinyurl.com/2wnmxxdr Brussels Joined July 2010-
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Faut-il en rire ou en pleurer ? On parle d’une telle force depuis les années 90…
Faut-il en rire ou en pleurer ? On parle d’une telle force depuis les années 90…
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the photographer very much Went There
the photographer very much Went There
If all the pubs in London were open to 1am and if most went along with 2 or 3 if you were cool, then OK, the UK would be a real country that normal people would visit
I was led to believe by Twitter flag-shaggers that England is not what it was, but it turns out you can still pay 13 quid for a pint of warm bitter and small pork pie
Passport control at Gare du Nord is understaffed so that passengers leaving for London are forced to follow Macron's epic EU speech online from the hour-long queue
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He's an opportunity to come work with me :) We are such a great team!
He's an opportunity to come work with me :) We are such a great team!
Hey @peakdesignltd , is the anti-slip rubber on the strap supposed to melt?
We could feed the excessively bendy bananas to insect larvae. Win win
We could feed the excessively bendy bananas to insect larvae. Win win
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#BREAKING Papua New Guinea's leader has dismissed Joe Biden's unlikely suggestion that his uncle was eaten by cannibals there as "loose" talk that does not reflect the US president's feelings for the country
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@DaveClark_AFP I recently discovered my NUJ card torn apart in my old wallet, a stark reminder that it's been ages since anyone asked about it. Makes me wonder about the sorry state of my passport since Sp11, which I now have to wear like a badge around my neck.
Anyone who has seen how Michael handles baggage will understand why his passport has faded to the point that it's a metaphor for British glory. Reporters: How roughed up is yours? (More on Michael's book in his thread)
Anyone who has seen how Michael handles baggage will understand why his passport has faded to the point that it's a metaphor for British glory. Reporters: How roughed up is yours? (More on Michael's book in his thread) https://t.co/5nsfjJWHg7
Dave Clark retweeted
What Everyone Knows About Britain* starts with a faded passport. It’s a look at my country from the perspective of having returned recently after living in other places for a while. 👇 (3/x)
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My book What Everyone Knows About Britain* (*Except the British) is out next week! If you want to hear about it, I'm talking April 25 @WaterstonesTraf to ace Guardian political columnist @rafaelbehr. And there's more below:👇(1/x) linktr.ee/whateveryonekn… waterstones.com/events/what-ev…
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I think some in the UK need to rid themselves of the idea that the EU are falling over themselves to get down to business with a new Government. The bottom line for them is what's in it for them in any negotiation, and 'the UK moving closer' is not a negotiating objective 3/6
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@DaveClark_AFP Nearer two hours of queuing needed to listen to all of Macron's oration? Surprised people didn't refuse to get on the train so they could hear the end....
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Passport control at Gare du Nord is understaffed so that passengers leaving for London are forced to follow Macron's epic EU speech online from the hour-long queue
@DaveClark_AFP So, a captive audience of sorts? ;-)
It’s always my fault, isn’t it.
@DaveClark_AFP Here, watch some football instead x.com/cerfiafr/statu…
🇫🇷⚽️ Le petit pont d’El Hadji Diouf sur Emmanuel Macron. 😳
@DaveClark_AFP His paradigms shifting faster than your queue?
Today, in metaphors
Passport control at Gare du Nord is understaffed so that passengers leaving for London are forced to follow Macron's epic EU speech online from the hour-long queue
@DaveClark_AFP les touristesvont vraiment devoir la porter à bout de bras
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Here I am, back at work after maternity leave. Looking forward to all your ideas and tips ☕️ ✏️ 🗳
@DaveClark_AFP Hey, that proposal nearly made me fall off my standardised tractor seat!
Mrs took the kids out whilst I cooked a mac and cheese. Accidentally got drunk listening to the radio and put a whole block of butter and whole block of cheese in it. Fucking delicious. No regrets. Would do again.
@DaveClark_AFP I recently discovered my NUJ card torn apart in my old wallet, a stark reminder that it's been ages since anyone asked about it. Makes me wonder about the sorry state of my passport since Sp11, which I now have to wear like a badge around my neck.
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