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Fretting about The Extinction Event's economic impact is what one expects from a species obsessed with bitcoin & others' morals. Look up from the feedbag! DarwinAwards.com California Joined June 2009-
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CLIMATE DATA SPELLS DOOM Increasing faster than ever, atmospheric greenhouse gas levels just from 2005 to December 2022, with emissions increasing as fast as ever- spells certain doom. Check HS6! #globalwarming #climatechange #climatecatastrophe
Trolling for extinction? IMO Humanity is an evolutionary dead-end because we are trolls. Troll behavior is baked into human nature (seemingly). The stupid angry part of innate human nature is increasingly increasing, and this troll activity is ripping civ to shreds. WDYT?
Donot want blue checkmark. Bluecheck is artistic handcuffs! I cannot edit the banner on my page, else loose that blue check. When you've got no #bluecheck, you've got nothing to lose. IF [ can't == cannot ] then [ don't == donot ] * Citizens For Sensible Language *
Private Jets: Stupid Human Trick. Little private jets a'jetting willy nilly, as the trackers show. Those emissions do pollute the atmosphere of Planet Earth, and wash into sea to toxicify, acidify, and murder inhabitants therein. Destroying own habitat:: Darwin Award? Discuss.
Private Jets: Stupid Human Trick. Little private jets a'jetting willy nilly, as the trackers show. Those emissions do pollute the atmosphere of Planet Earth, and wash into sea to toxicify, acidify, and murder inhabitants therein. Destroying own habitat:: Darwin Award? Discuss.
Polar Bears (URSUS Maritimus) faced with habitat loss, move to a new habitat and breed with Grizzly Bears (URSUS Arctos horibilis) a sibling species. Interbreeding increases robustness. Pity HOMO Sapiens left no habitat for Denisovians nor Neanderthals. Heh. Heh.
Kinky Sex Saves Polar Bears From Extinction. This is not a drill, this is peer-review science. Some are uptight about 'weird' sex. But Polar Bears know a cross-species swing is a survival hedge in the game of life. ICE FREE EARTH will test the weakest link bit.ly/SexyBear
Just relax and enjoy the FACT that nobody can control trolls. For a minute in 1991 humanity resisted "Feeding The Trolls." Then humanity collectively FORGOT TO IGNORE TROLLS but there is literally no other way. #DarwinAward
Evolution Bites Earth: Darwin Awards New series in censor-free zone🪝: The Darwin Award For Stupid Human Species Tricks. TOPICS: Look at hive. Look at humans. See the similarities? Vaccinations. Collective property? 100-sided die. Understand Peer Reviewed Research? #badschools
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It's not hard to come up with punchlines for the hubris & stupidity of Homo Colossus & the lifeway of Global Industrial Civilization. The problem is the joke is always on us & we're a bit too snooty to like that. But just for the laughs, how about Helium in mylar balloons?🎈🤡🪦
Big news from the latest ERA5 data. For the first time in recorded history, the 180-day running mean for the global surface temperature just crossed 1.70°C above the pre-industrial 1850-1900 IPCC baseline. The climate 8-ball says, "F&%kery ahead!"
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Earth Planet Darwin Award? Rubbernecks take note! A volatile Earth species is playing 'chicken' with itself. Fireworks will be visible from the The Moon, and Space Aliens are congregating at the Border to Party Like It's 1999. darwinawards.substack.com/p/darwin-award…
NOAA WEEKLY 5.75 PPM INCREASE -IS IT POSSIBLE? This is a huge increase year-on-year but also in just a couple of weeks. I doubt such a sudden increase is possible - there are no big forests fires or volcanoes happening. gml.noaa.gov/ccgg/trends/gr… #CO2 #climatechange #globalwarming
@PCarterClimate Iceland volcanic activity, perhaps? The northern jet stream certainly whooshes past Hawaii on a regular basis, perhaps a plume of CO2 from the eruptions.
@PCarterClimate Sensor malfunction? Or something terrible is happening.
Trolling for extinction? IMO Humanity is an evolutionary dead-end because we are trolls. Troll behavior is baked into human nature (seemingly). The stupid angry part of innate human nature is increasingly increasing, and this troll activity is ripping civ to shreds. WDYT?
Earth Planet Darwin Award? Rubbernecks take note! A volatile Earth species is playing 'chicken' with itself. Fireworks will be visible from the The Moon, and Space Aliens are congregating at the Border to Party Like It's 1999. darwinawards.substack.com/p/darwin-award…
Evolution Bites Earth: Darwin Awards: The Security Enforcer darwinawards.substack.com/p/the-security…
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JAMES HANSEN IN THE PIPE 10°C Eventual global warming due to today’s GHG forcing alone – after slow feedbacks operate – is about 10°C. 1.5°C by 2030 2°C by 2050. 2100 is 4.5°C arxiv.org/abs/2212.04474 #globalwarming #climatechange
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@PCarterClimate WMO says >50% chance 1.5°C by 2026, averaged over an entire year. I read the “pipeline“ paper as 2.0°C by 2040 likely. 5°C +/- by 2100, 10°C eventually. 1.5°C is not safe. Human civ is already becoming crippled. 3-4°C = near/total collapse 4-6°C = hum. extinction possible
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