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This misplaced East German office building was home for 9 months of my life and I will miss it dearly.
The Lions created a Dan Campbell 'Grit and Glory' fortune teller at the NFL Draft experience. "I feel the wind underneath my freakin' wings, man."
NHL are a far superior playoff experience compared to the NBA for ppl who have no horse in the race.
Softball wins in a walk off, baseball sweeps no 8 oregon st. good day
The Utah Buzz fans
Failing up has no ceiling. Absolute king shit
Pope bringing in the squad to grip a bag and cut
Pope bringing in the squad to grip a bag and cut
Gonna be hard to convince an owner to spend $69M (IDK what they actually spent I just know it's a fuck ton) over the cap again after this year.
This is the best intro to a baseball game EVER. 🥹
classic Master's telecast of golfer and caddie having a polite argument over how to play a hole with piped in bird sounds
does that man look familiar to you
Another season in the books...
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412 Followers 5K Following Am from the Gambia the smiling coast of Africa looking for kind friends. I love music and football❤Joe @just_joe_57
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162 Followers 273 Following I'm only on twitter for Cal (& Michigan) sports and politics. Class of 87. She/ HerFiatSlug @FiatSlug85
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130K Followers 2K Following Senior writer at The Athletic. College football insider for NBC. Studio analyst for the Big Ten Network. SiriusXM host.Mike "Mayor" Davie @linusalf
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325 Followers 605 Following Fan of all Cal Bears. Beam lighting enthusiast. Adopted Lions Pride Member. Fire Jim. Sell the team, John.Tim Twentyman @ttwentyman
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MVP goes to lifelong giants fan @TwistNHook for bringing home the W
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My fever dream of mass arrests of librarians is becoming reality
The bill would provide an avenue for librarians to be arrested if someone challenges a book as being “harmful to minors.” buff.ly/3UfN2PU
The Lions created a Dan Campbell 'Grit and Glory' fortune teller at the NFL Draft experience. "I feel the wind underneath my freakin' wings, man."
It's call STANORD now. Please update your equipment accordingly.
Dang I didn't know beat writers were allowed to trash talk like the rest of us now. Should I reconsider this profession of certified haters?
Cal's time is coming, pal. Wait until the fall when the Bears have 50,000 empty seats in Memorial Stadium for North Carolina State and Syracuse.
“Why didn’t Cal and Stanford lay down and die to make me feel better” is certainly a take.
Again, I ask: how do the Stanford/Cal suits look in the mirror and say moving to the ACC makes fiscal sense? Cal/Stan have reputations for academic brilliance. Unless they have donors willing to underwrite the losses, this ranks No. 1 among stupid conference realignment moves.
Ok but what about Hunter Wendelstedt?
Boone says MLB will not fine him for yesterday’s ejection
Congrats to my pal @tommytomlinson. His amazing new book "Dogland" drops today. I got to read it early. It's so good that as a writer it almost makes me mad. Lizzie also liked it.
Tell me why I’m just casually scrolling my timeline and caught myself saying “why would someone create skinny me on the Knicks in 2k?”
Hartenstein from the Knicks kind of looks like a 7 foot @JJWatt 😂🤣😂🤣😂 #NBAPlayoffs
John Fisher is not going to be happy about this
Mason Miller Annihilating Judge.
YES Network had every angle (and all the audio) from Aaron Boone’s ejection, but this is the money shot. Shows how Hunter Wendelstedt tossed Boone … because of a fan behind the dugout. To which Wendelstedt says: "I don't care who said it. You're gone."