danny simm @DannySimm

community manager for the worlds largest sports community || 'fett' on discord || likes shiny things || 6, Coronation Street Joined April 2012

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Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy

a day ago

Absolutely spectacular country. 10/10. No notes. Pure, unmitigated comedy. Imagine if the bin wins. Just imagine the Returning Officer. The announcement on the little stage. The victory speech. I can barely begin to believe.

emily m @maitlis

a day ago

Greens confirm they WONT stand a party candidate in Clacton. So far the by election has two candidates. @Nigel_Farage and @CountBinface

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danny simm @DannySimm

2 days ago

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GB Politics @GBPolitcs

2 days ago

🚨NEW: Labour, the Conservatives, and the Liberal Democrats are expected to stand down in the Clacton by-election, describing it as a "stunt" The only confirmed candidates so far are Nigel Farage and Count Binface

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2 days ago

This might just be me being a grump but something feels wrong about an Oxford grad living in London making a joke out of primarily working class areas' democracy like this Places like Makerfield and Clacton shouldn't have to deal with someone treating their elections like a joke

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Luke🫪 @Iatics

2 days ago

Nigel Farage vs the establishment

Politics UK @PolitlcsUK

2 days ago

🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage has resigned as an MP to trigger a by-election in Clacton "This will be a people vs the establishment by-election. A chance to stick two fingers up to the entire establishment"

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𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig

2 days ago

13 year old me mouthing off to my friends after getting a detention for messing about

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Shar A 🫡 @Shar_A_

2 days ago

“I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm.”

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(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges

2 days ago

In 2008 David Davis resigned from parliament to call a by-election over 42 day detention. It was seen as a stunt, and none of the other major parties stood candidates as a result. Whole thing looked a bit daft. Danger for Farage is same thing happens.

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danny simm @DannySimm

2 days ago

It validates. That’s the missing piece of the puzzle. If he calls a by-election, and wins it, he can refute any complaints towards his conduct as “well, it doesn’t matter to the people” which is an intelligent play of the system. Ultimately , still, a detriment to our system.

(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges

2 days ago

This seems the likeliest outcome from the 2.00 pm statement. But it's not entirely clear what it would prove. Most people would expect him to win a by-election in these circumstances. It wouldn't change the strategic problems facing Reform. And most crucially, it won't stop

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danny simm @DannySimm

3 days ago

is a testament to the pure greatness of Wayne Rooney that even in the “before” picture here, he’d just scored Man Utd’s first free kick goal in two years! At a Legends game!

United Peoples TV @unitedpeoplestv

3 days ago

Wayne Rooney, we love to see it. ❤️

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Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff

4 days ago

5 completely unrelated people on this train, of all ages, blasting music/videos/tiktoks from their phones. We are in a nationwide acting the cunt crisis

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Evie of the Dawn @evieofthedawn

5 days ago

There's a whole mini series by Charlie Brooker based on that idea, actually. It's pretty good. A zombie apocalypse breaks out and the Big Brother house is one of the few strongholds left, they don't find out the world has ended until the end of the first episode.

Mike 📺 @michaelcollado

5 days ago

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

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Beanie @beaniemaxi

5 days ago

NFT meta didn't die because people stopped liking jpegs. It died because the most extractive VC investor funds took over the board of every top project. Including the biggest marketplace. And it became an immediate race to the bottom. Vibes to zero. And no vibes means no culture.