Danny Salter @DannySalter
The dimension-hopping scriptwriter for all your semi-favourite unscripted YouTube channels. dannysalter.com Cornwall, England Joined January 2009-
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I'm starting to think that 'The Shocking True Story of Ghost Monkey Hospital' wasn't my best idea for a 'Decoding the Unknown' script.
I can never find a half-decent Planetarium open after midnight. Just paid a visit to the Waxwork Museum instead, but they wouldn't let me in until I'd ditched the doner kebab and the traffic cone. It's no wonder this country's gone to the dogs. I bet it wasn't like this in 1973.
A slightly wobbly thank you to the legendary Brain Blaze supporter @CarlTSpeak who has very generously gifted me this spectacular collection of tropical hoppy pale ales from Tiny Rebel brewery. No more toilet wine for at least a week!
I never really had a problem with the looping background music on this recent Casual Criminalist episode, but apparently it compelled some viewers to hack their own ears off in protest. So, if it bothered you, a new version is landing very soon. I'm hoping for bagpipes this time.
I originally wrote this piece on murderer OJ Simpson in 2022 for a Brain Blaze video on 'Celebrity Endorsements That Backfired'. But the segment was never used, probably because the video was already too long. So here it is for the first time. "The former NFL football star OJ…
This promised so much but delivered very little. Bit far-fetched at times as well.
What kind of qualifications and experience do you need to end up working in Facebook's "Reported for Nudity" department? I only ask because my mate Barry has been working as a Human Cannonball for the last few years but is looking for a change in direction.
The next Casual Criminalist to land is probably my favourite script I've written so far. It's a wild story set in Canada's Old West which includes people throwing sticks and stones at each other, missing cow mysteries, and a lady using rude words to a constable. Not for the…
Dave is auctioning off his last copy of the Casual Criminalist notebook, signed by Simon Whistler. Rarer than rocking horse shit. Get your bids into Dave by 8pm UK time on Friday. I can't afford to bid, I wasted all my money on rocking horse shit.
Dave is auctioning off his last copy of the Casual Criminalist notebook, signed by Simon Whistler. Rarer than rocking horse shit. Get your bids into Dave by 8pm UK time on Friday. I can't afford to bid, I wasted all my money on rocking horse shit.
I'm not sure what got sprinkled on my Honey Nut Loops this morning, but I'm struggling to remember the topics of my imminent Casual Criminalists and Decoding The Unknowns. I might have got a bit mixed up, but I think they've got something to do with how Walt Disney ended up on…
If you know anybody who's getting married this July, I can provide them with an amazing deal on 250 velvet-laminated wedding invitations with gilded edges and silver foiling. The whole lot for just $20. The only slight drawback is that the groom's name has to be Barry, the…
This petition to turn Gofer Cakes into a real product had been languishing on just eleven signatures for years and years. But our recent mention on Brain Blaze has sparked a fresh wave of signatures. Let's get it up to 93 million. GIVE US THE GOFER CAKES! ipetitions.com/petition/make-…
My last Brain Blaze for a little while should be landing very soon. It takes a look at why watching pirated films should be punishable by live public execution, and also includes toddlers on crack cocaine and dead Smurfs. (Certainly planning to write some more Blazes in the…
I realise this has probably been asked a million times before, but is anyone able to listen to music in the background whilst writing? I would LOVE to do that but I've always found it too distracting in the past. So I end up trying to work in complete silence - which can be very…
Here it is, my latest offering to the world of YouTube. youtu.be/KfmVhtd41LI?si…
"I like tits, cocaine, and black holes. In THAT fucking order." Stephen Hawking, 2010.
I should have a couple of Casual Criminalists landing over the next few days. The topics are pretty grim, so please get stocked up on strong coffee, painkillers, gravy granules, bandages, warm towels, and several spoonfuls of popping candy.
The video landing on Brain Blaze today comes packaged with special dipping sauce, a side-order of exposed racism, and several buckets of sweaty grease.
It always feels a shame when you've cooked up the perfect line to wrap up a Casual Criminalist script but then you have to concede that it's most definitely not appropriate, despite the voice in your head screaming at you to use it anyway. No. No. No. No. But maybe it... No.
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@DannySalter Sounds both interesting and full of rants
@DannySalter Everybody knows monkey hospitals arent real, Danny.
@DannySalter I couldn't get a full suit fitting at 1 am and then in frustration I was going to go for a drink and the bar was closed. What is going on??? 😭
@DannySalter It's a health and safety issue, were you wearing your high vis vest and steel toe caps boots? If not you were a fool for even attempting it.
@DannySalter In 1973, you could totally eat doner kebab while wearing a traffic cone anywhere! Thanks, Putin. Making great things suck since 1998!
@DannySalter Clwb Tropical, Sir. Raised a glass of Life and Death from Vocation Brewery to you earlier. Cheers!
@DannySalter @CarlTSpeak Just tell Simon they taste similar to Monster munch and he shouldn't confiscate them
@DannySalter @CarlTSpeak Blazement imibements of a high order
@DannySalter You genuinely have my favourite beer ever in that selection. You're very welcome, though I really don't want to know where you hide them if the other residents or the landlord take an interest.
@DannySalter @BrixelYT Only if we send a politician up there without a space suit. I have a few in mind if you need ideas. 😈
@DannySalter I often worry about the music choices I use in Cas Crim episodes. (I didn't edit this episode btw). I almost exclusively use ambient drones and things like that because they aren't obtrusive (at least to my ear). I'm always happy to get feedback on this to improve the show!
@DannySalter @C64Reloaded It’s not but I found it extremely difficult.
@DannySalter Deal. Fermented parsnip juice is okay, right?
@DannySalter @SimonWhistler But I'm sure he'll read it efferlestlsely
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