J.D. Banker @DadInvest
I like being a dad, stocks, leverage, nicotine, hotels, and Coca-Cola. I work in wealth management/family office services. Personal thoughts, not advice. redskinsfootball.com United States Joined January 2010-
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@anotherbearcap @compoundpapi That’s what I imagine will happen with bitcoin too with so many dead wallets.
@BrianGlennNJ @DaveRamsey Absolutely. His demographics skew southern and rural, so they’re on the wrong side of at least one population trend. Bottom wealth quintiles just way too concentrated in primary home equity, would mightily benefit from diversification to income producing assets
@anotherbearcap @compoundpapi New equilibrium where exhausted sellers meet some holdout zealot holders/buyers?
@spac_dre @fed_speak Yea I’m not actively prospecting. It’s two family offices so the transaction volume (planning, executing, reporting back) has picked up.
@compoundpapi Yea I mean the entire thesis for everyone involved is “price go up” so when enough people have capital losses then they’ll just sell and move on.
@DarkfireCapital We’re both going to be better off when they redomicile in the US and list on the NYSE.
@alpharivelino @compoundpapi Is that Amanda Peet!?
I went from happy, feeling great about the business to completely burnt out in only a week. I guess working through a vacation will do that.
I’m not having a good quarter so I’m just going to think about my retirement for a second. The first couple post bank I will spend in pursuit of the perfect lazy river.
@MFintwit @Wealth_Mgmt_Guy The guy who started my group a long time ago told me “other advisors will gladly take your time and good ideas, but remember they don’t pay any fees. Best to spend your time trying to help clients over making industry friends.”
@zugmanfabio And the Buffett fired Abel and was like “eff it I’ll do it”
I use “bank person” as a pejorative to describe corporate robots. For example, one of my favorite colleagues is out so I had to go to her backup, a real bank person who asked for the full trust agreement in order to answer the question “can we do a [this size] loan for this client?”
I’m not having a good quarter so I’m just going to think about my retirement for a second. The first couple post bank I will spend in pursuit of the perfect lazy river.
6/3/26 The Wealth Ladder 3.5/5 ⭐️. Nick Maggiulli’s guide to wealth bucketed into six levels. Data and analysis on how to move from one to the next. Interesting and thoughtful read. amzn.to/4arjB69
5/28/26 Born to be Wired 5/5 ⭐️. Excellent memoir from the storied career of John Malone. amzn.to/4uHuMzY
2026 running book thread
Looks like the lockup is expired for $wlth
@Tjernlund @girdley I don’t think Wal-Mart would say Jet was a total loss. It became the basis for Wal-Mart’a entire e-comm push, so they basically acquihired the team to run it with this transaction. And they quadrupled sales over that span.
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Pythia Cap: Partially... @PythiaR
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Lawrence Hamtil @lhamtil
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Mezz @for_yield
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Dimes Square Holdings... @rvc330
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Michael Mitchell @IgnoreNarrative
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Soulless Analyst @SoullessAnalyst
29K Followers 609 Following formerly infra/renewables PE. now private credit. retired
Pythia Cap: Partially... @PythiaR
70K Followers 990 Following Multibillionaire space pirate. CIO of Vader Capital LP. Activist engagements include Jeddha and Alderaan.
Lawrence Hamtil @lhamtil
39K Followers 2K Following Business collector🚬🏋️♂️🛩️. Tweets are not financial advice & should not be construed as solicitations. They are for informational purposes only.
InnocenceCapital.AI (... @InnocenceCapit1
17K Followers 2K Following Because I am an innocent man. This is the end of the innocence. Not investment advice. Do your own work. Relentlessly pragmatic. You are all “Pedo Guys”.
Mezz @for_yield
18K Followers 2K Following Finance, real estate, random musings, and various delights. Debt guy by trade. It's subjective and not advice.
Dimes Square Holdings... @rvc330
22K Followers 1K Following participant in the arena of ideas, 3.46 GPA, CFA level 1 (failed)
Busted_Auction @BustedAuction
12K Followers 825 Following Special Situation PE | Trying Not to Get Fired So I Don’t Have to Work in Corp Dev | UPDATE: Not Fired, Working in Corp Dev
Bill Brewster @BillBrewsterTBB
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Michael Mitchell @IgnoreNarrative
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Buyback Capital @Larryjamieson_
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Nick (⚠️) @NickatFP
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please find the revis... @bottombucketaf
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Former MM PE Backed C... @cfo_mm
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