Joe_Virtual Assistant @DVirtualJoe

I know it's close I can feel it in my bones Good things are coming my way

If you go to Instagram you'll see conspiracy theorists predicting Portugal to win the World Cup😂😂

June will be good I can feel it in my bones

Just built a data extraction workflow in @n8n_io 2 xlsx files → split → extract 5485 rows → Switch routes each row to its own table In the extract from file node, the file type must be set to match your input file else you'll get an error #n8n #automation #buildinpublic

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@fromzerotomill AI

automatically. Zero manual work. Every lead contacted within seconds. Built with @n8n_io , Tally and Google Sheets.

Most real estate businesses lose leads because follow ups never happen. I built an automation that fixes that. The moment someone fills a form it captures their info, scores them as Hot, Warm or Cold based on budget, logs them in a Google Sheet and sends a personalised email...

@AlfieJCarter 31

Let me put you on to something (update) that can genuinely change your financial life for good. Go to the App Store or Google Play Store and download any of these language learning apps: Duolingo, Babbel, or Busuu. Pick one language and commit to it. French, German, Spanish, or Portuguese. Study consistently for 6 to 12 months, then sit the official certification exam for your chosen language. - For French, that is the DELF/DALF exam. - For German, it is the Goethe-Zertifikat. - For Spanish, it is the DELE. - For Portuguese, it is the CELPE-Bras. These certificates are internationally recognized and that is what employers actually want to see. Once you are certified, start applying. Here is where to look: The United Nations Careers Portal (careers.un.org) hires Translators, Interpreters, Language Editors, and Verbatim Reporters. These are mostly onsite roles in New York, Geneva, Vienna, or Nairobi. Entry-level salary starts around $60,000 to $80,000 per year. The French, German, or Spanish Embassies in your country regularly hire Local Staff Interpreters, Cultural Program Officers, and Administrative Officers who are bilingual. These are onsite roles paying roughly $30,000 to $60,000 per year depending on country. The European Union Careers Portal (epso.europa.eu) recruits Linguists, Translators, and Conference Interpreters. Mostly onsite in Brussels or Luxembourg. Starting salary ranges from €4,000 to €8,000 per month. Platforms like ProZ, Upwork, and TransPerfect hire freelance Translators and Remote Interpreters. These are fully remote. Rates run between $25 and $60 per hour depending on your language pair and experience. The African Development Bank, World Bank, and IMF also regularly post roles for Language Officers and Regional Interpreters, especially for French and Portuguese speakers across Africa. One language. 6 to 12 months. A globally recognized certificate. That is all it takes to unlock doors that most people do not even know exist. The information is free. The choice is yours. Above all, love God.

@Aje_Dynamicz Interested

You want to know something society never told you about women? You are either her ex' upgrade or a placeholder for her next upgrade. It is not necessarily out of love that a woman stays with you - if she stays. It is often because: (i) you are her best available option in that moment, (ii) she either lacks or has lost the pull for your possible upgrades, or (iii) she is simply not exposed to enough alternatives that outperform you. In other words, a woman is with you because, within the environment available to her, you are the most favourable option she can access. And for many men, what they call “loyalty” is often just limited exposure. Also she's with you because You are "lucky" enough that, by environment, circumstance, or even her lack of interest in social media, she is unable to consistently encounter men who significantly outperform you in the areas she values. Such men exist and she's open to the idea of betraying your love for them. Because as long as you exist merely as an option to a woman, you are dispensable. And as long as your woman is constantly exposed to alternatives, departure becomes more possible than you imagine. This is why the signs should already concern you if your girlfriend is constantly performing on social media through curated pictures and endless public display. That is a larger market she is presenting herself to. A wider world of comparison, and possible upgrades. And realistically, you cannot outperform every option in an infinite marketplace. Exposure changes perception. This is why the sweet, loving girlfriend suddenly changes after gaining admission into university. Affection drops. Calls reduce. Because her environment expanded and with it came new comparisons, new standards. It is why attitudes change after a new job, a relocation, sudden fame, social ascension, or increased visibility. Options alter attachment. It is also why celebrity marriages rarely last. Both parties exist in environments saturated with alternatives, where hundreds of people constantly present the possibility of a “better” partner - more attractive, richer, more influential, more exciting, more useful, more admired. Excess exposure to options is the enemy of sacred things like commitment, contentment, and relational permanence. Because human beings are naturally greedy creatures. Most people are not truly content; they are merely limited by access. And once access expands, desire expands with it. And women, being naturally hypergamous, often exhibit an even stronger responsiveness to perceived upgrades in status, lifestyle, competence, influence, or provision. So Many relationships are not held together by love as much as they are held together by limitation. Your girlfriend’s longevity with you may not necessarily be proof of deep devotion. Sometimes it is simply proof that she has not yet encountered what she perceives to be a reasonable replacement of you. If... Scratch that.. When she does, she will leave you without batting an eyelid. I have said enough.

︎ ︎venom @venom1s

3 weeks ago

Ines Garcia left her boyfriend of 5 years when footballer Lamine Yamal texted her on Instagram. He flew her out. Her boyfriend is handsome, treated her right, loved her. But she still left him for a guy she has no future with. Modern women only want money, they don't deserve

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Guys, I’ve just learned that cockroaches run towards us when they feel threatened because they want us to protect them.

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Before the end of the year I’ll be in the best mental, financial, emotional, spiritual and physical shape I’ve ever been in my life.

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Just built an auto-responder bot with @n8n_io 🤖 When a customer fills out a form: ✅ They instantly get a reply email ✅ Their details are logged into Google Sheets ✅ The team gets notified via Telegram Full automation. Zero manual work. #n8n #automation #nocode #buildinpublic

currency data ✅ Outputs a clean final JSON schema If you're learning automation — n8n is the move. #n8n #dataengineering #automation #buildinpublic

Spent today going deep on @n8n transformation nodes 🚀 Built a full order enrichment pipeline that: ✅ Trims & normalizes raw input ✅ Calculates subtotals + discounts with a Code node ✅ Routes VIP vs Standard orders with an IF node ✅ Hits a live REST API for country &

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