Dave Porterhaus🍑💦 @DPorterhaus
Small batch, non-gmo, artisan, hand crafted, farm to tweet comedy goodness. Being serious isn't my bag baby. Venus Joined February 2022-
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Colorado friends, Buc-ee's is now open! Making the trip some time this week!
Best line from a movie, War Games,
Dog got into some weed last night...🙄
Dear LinkedIn, I have been in I.T. for almost 30 years. The last 12 or so years I specialized in the cloud. Why does your algorithm keep sending me "associate assistant "?
I don't know what's going on in your town, but here....
So many people in worst situations than me. I lost my job today but it seems trivial compared to a lot of my Twitter friends. Some of you are the real heroes. I'm just a cookie. @Artist_Angie @PolitiBunny @deaflibertarian
I need to make breakfast, do some work, laundry, dishes, change bed linens, vacuum and take out trash...eventually.
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🔴 P𝕠𝐔𝔫Ⓒ.. @bloodless_coup
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₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮�.. @WarPath2pt0
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As you look back, what continues to be your biggest blessing?
Murray had AD looking like a life alert commercial
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DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK #MileHighPlayoffs | #Road2Gold
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@shellenberger Having government “fact-checkers” is a giant leap in the direction of tyranny!
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