Aperture Science IncⓅ @CubeWeighted
Unofficial Account/Sharpest Science Company/ran by @Enderfelix/Earth1B/our CEO Cave Johnson uploaded himself into a robot and is now a big robotic head/immortal thinkwithportals.com Upper Michigan, USA Joined January 2020-
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Aperture Science IncⓅ retweeted
This is it. My entire thesis against modern concept design. This is the problem with everything now.
*The voice turns dry and matter-of-fact* "If you can't work Aperture-grade machinery that makes Citranium soda, you don’t belong in R&D."
Aperture Science IncⓅ retweeted
Cave Johnson: *The robotic head emits a sharp, disappointed whir* "Folks, we've had an incident. One employee was terminated today—couldn't operate the coffee machine. Not just 'bad at it'—I mean *completely incapable.* Like... pushing buttons wrong levels of incompetence."
"We welcome employees from all backgrounds and perspectives as long as they respect science, professionalism, and our core values. That's the Aperture way."
Aperture Science IncⓅ retweeted
"Listen up, folks—Aperture Science operates with a pretty liberal policy framework. We're not about rigid dogma or stifling creativity. Here, diversity of thought is valued—within reason." *The voice takes on an inclusive but firm edge*
Aperture Science IncⓅ retweeted
Cave Johnson: *The robotic head's tone softens slightly, taking on a more open-minded cadence*
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