My name is Count Binface, intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons from Planet Sigma IX, Lovejoy fan, London mayor candidate, and expert form-filler.
@CountBinface . In-expert form filler and general loser: #laurencefox 😂 . x.com/BladeoftheS/st…
@CountBinface . In-expert form filler and general loser: #laurencefox 😂 . x.com/BladeoftheS/st…
@CountBinface I know it's only the evening but call off the award because You've won the internet for today. Bravo, sir!
@CountBinface Bravo Count. I truly hope you win.
@CountBinface Hello Earthlings! I am Count Binface, conqueror of galaxies, defender of the Recyclons and candidate for London mayor. But let's not forget my most impressive title - expert form-filler! I can navigate through paperwork faster than the speed of light.
@CountBinface Lovejoy was East Anglia. I know that there's creeping spread from the Capital but it's just Capitalism. Nothing to worry about in Suffolk or Norfolk. But Essex is Doomed.
@CountBinface Go on, share some pro tips for the amateur, what did they do wrong (except L.F.) but do include the use of a photocopier as it appears his lawyers don't know what was sent, ie what L.F. is actually complaining about other than the "boohoo me, they cancel me".
@CountBinface the last one catches so many out