Lars Heavyweights @CounselorLars
I am your new friend and counselor! From Far Away Joined January 2013-
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Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp.
Now I must warn you, I have a severely deviated septum, when I sleep at night I make a very disturbing sound. Don't be alarmed, I'm fine!
Hey!! Don't pee in the water. Don't drink the water he peed in it!!
#SuperBowlXLVIII just played a commercial with #YouSexyThing, but didn't have the Lars dance. #VeryFatISee
Hey @AARONSCHWARTZ11 that stewardess who gave you the wings and called you cute, did you make her your buddaay? #MileHighBuddaay
Funny story: @pat_finley balled up 5 twinkies to make his own #goldenglobe
A shortage of #Velveeta? What ever will @pat_finley do? #FAT
hey @pat_finley what is better? Hard evidence or hard salami? #fatty
Now, I must warn you, I have a severely deviated septum, when I sleep at night I make a very disturbing sound. Don't be alarmed, I'm fine!
Hey @AARONSCHWARTZ11. Look what I found on my broken camera? Can we be buddaays again?
Hello Twitter, I'm your new friend & counselor! Please enjoy my tweets, your families will be billed automatically.
I am with you, I love you. RT @AllysiaOnder: @CounselorLars I want to cover you in honey and tie you to my bed....I mean tree
@MDahle_Lama Don't pee in the water. Don't drink the water @mmhoops42 @13alyaK he peed in it!!
It's so hot at Camp Hope today, @pat_finley has lost 7 lbs. #VeryFatISee
I'm having a problem with my sciatic nerve, perhaps later you could... give me a deep tissue massage.
Oh my! Everyone, congratulations to @pat_finley, he's the fattest boy in camp & on twitter!
#FF my fat friends @pat_finley and @Tony_Perkis #FeelingSkinnyFriday
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