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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

Kwaai en Kalm Joined October 2015
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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

Government pay is like PMS, you only get it once a month, and it only lasts for 7 days.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

Don't pray for it, play for it. God will not just give you what you ask for, but will give you the means to get it for yourself.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

For better or worse, after the first year the better is finnished, the next 59 years is only the worst left. Good luck.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

Its so hot, even my sweat are sweating.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

To all the ladies, if you feel nice, you look nice, don't need to ask how you look.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

Nobody is in a position to give people what they need all the time, but the criminals can take anything they want at anytime.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

Sleeper wood tennis racket clock

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

Signs that your wife are cheating, always when we are together and play cards, she always deals for herself from the botom of the deck.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

People are like grapefruit, if you press them to hard they will burst, and all the goodness will drop.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

Mondays are like tupperware parties, you don't want to attend but are forced to.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

I never have problems with money, because I never have any that can cause problems.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

If your wife ask you how does she look in the dress or pants, don't lie, just don't answer, be safe.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

Personally I don't believe there are ugly woman, all woman are beautiful to someone else.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

One person can't change the world, but that one person can give insight on how to change the world.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

Don't need the damaged ceiling.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

Jhb hailstorm, very nice need the rain water.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude towards the problem.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

South Africa also have a world wonder. We wonder who's going to rob us next.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

My deepest thoughtfull prayers are for the people in Paris, such a shame what idiots and cowards are capable of. GOD bless.

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Corne De Goede @CongodeGoede

11 years ago

This heat is making me WET, i'm sweating my ass off.

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