Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

The Right Hand of Doom, but hey, no need to be afraid. I'm a pretty cool guy. Big, red, foul-mouthed cigar smoker. Agent for the BPRD. #Parody #Hellboy BPRD HQ Joined January 2016

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

4 years ago

Who gets a three wick candle and lights only ONE of the wicks?! And people call me a monster. Jesus.

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

4 years ago

@HellOrBust "Nice coat, man."

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@habitual_dolor //I fudging ADORE Doug Jones!

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus That's a new way of looking at it. You're talking about humans, man. Trash. Hah

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus Sinister. The sire doesn't think that's risky? To let a new vampire loose and fumbling, possibly tipping off hunters?

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus Right. I guess it's... not like they just hand you a guide book for this sort of thing.

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus No time at all! Why are you guessing?

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus On the contrary. There's plenty to do. Hey, what counts as a mature vampire anyway? Years? Number of gallons drunk?

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@AforAngelus That's a very casual way to drop that you're being hunted. You guys got that covered or are you in need of some assistance? I'm guessing this Slayer feels you've had a little too much to drink.

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus Yep, mmh-hm. Rarely see your kind around these days. You're a quiet bunch. Except for the odd ancient one who still chases world domination for some reason.

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus It's rare, but it happens. There's a lot more out there causing disturbances.

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus In that case it has changed a lot! Ages, man! I'm sorry, did you say every/one/? You don't mean every/THING/? *Wait for it...* Oh! Shit, man. Okay. Gotcha. Woah, you are one confusing SOB. I mean sure, I've talked to ghosts before but it's easier to get the information first.

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus Admittedly it's been a while. Can't have changed much, can it? Oh~ you mean because there are so many Giles there? Well, they can't all be librarians, can they.

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

Bunch of demons nestled into advertising, and people didn't even notice! Hah.

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus Hey, I can't help it if you're easily distracted. Who needs a directory anyway, it's so much easier when you know the true name of something, or someone.

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

PSA — I'm not actually a plumber

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus Oh, a week's not so bad. Could be worse. It's still bad, I'm not saying it's not. Is that his name? Hah! Last time you would not give up your source.

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Hellboy @CodeRed_BPRD

6 years ago

@AforAngelus You'd be surprised. There's some oddly specific spells out there. If you have the patience to look. You've sure got the time. Ask that librarian guy of yours.