StephanoForLife1 @ClubIceForLife
Hey Guys! This is Stephano, The Jokes Account. If you want me to tell one of your jokes, Make sure its funny and message me. I will put your signature on it. Joined April 2015-
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Random guy: Hey kid, Do you know the difference about Boogers and Broccoli? The kid: Kids don't eat broccoli!
Kids in the past: Omg mom, A Gameboy? Thank you so much! Kids Nowadays: A PS4?! I said Xbox 1!!
A cop comes up to me and says, "You Drinking?" And I say, "You buying?" So we laughed and now I'm in jail.
*Little Toddler Driving in Little Car, Getting Chased by Police* I Ain't Going back to daycare!!!
Yawning is the way your body says "Warning you have 20% battery left" #Yes
Grandparents are married 50 years because grandmas cant text their husband where they are so they can lecture them. Thanks for 100 followers
This is the first (MAYBE) Twitter of the day. Yo Mama so fat that aint nobody got time fo saying how fat she was
Obama: What if I told you... I have been listening to Ain't Nobody Fo Dat for 10 hours.
Oh sweet jesus its a twitter fight! Ain't nobody got time fo dat
Wow! 1 day of twitter and I got almost 100 followers! Pacman: Yay 3 new followers! Blue, Red, Yellow Ghost: Heyyyyy
Stalker: I was already following you... Before twitter
A cop pulled me over and said, "Do you know why I followed you?" And I said, Cause my tweets are funny. So we laughed and now i'm in jail
Twitter: The only place you get excited when a stranger follows you. #True
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I never say hi to my friends; I just stand from a distance and make creepy faces #Nope
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