Chrandlord @ChrandLord

#1 ranked landlord shitposter. Building my 100+ unit real estate portfolio with creative financing. Joined July 2025

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gonna work on these steps today

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@ScipioTheYoungr True

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things don’t cost what they used to. Repairs are where homeowners get hosed. Private equity is buying the service companies and milking homeowners. Our local HVAC got bought by PE and they don’t really fix anymore, always recommend furnace replacement. My buddy had 5 new furnaces bought and installed at his 5 unit for 3000 with a contractor he knew back in 2019. Window world would sell and install windows for 200 each around the same time.

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a day ago

gonna work on these steps today

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a day ago

Tons of immigrants applying and they all won’t fill out the entire screening report on buildium. Not sure what the blocker is, but it’s a theme.

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2 days ago

@wademattingly maybe next time, it’s just a rental 😵😂

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2 days ago

got my replacement phone. Replacing these stair treads today and adding a riser to make it feel safer.

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2 days ago

@Jacob_Naviaux We’re so low compared to everyone else that I’m not worried about it. 😂

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Chrandlord @ChrandLord

2 days ago

Not perfect, but better than it was. Had these deck boards left over from another job I did. Took me a few hours. Should look a lot better to guests.

Chrandlord @ChrandLord

2 days ago

got my replacement phone. Replacing these stair treads today and adding a riser to make it feel safer.

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2 days ago

@Jacob_Naviaux Id much rather keep them for me 🙈

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2 days ago

@Jacob_Naviaux We’re between several cash out refinances right now. Never sold anything before. Also never done wholesale.

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Chrandlord @ChrandLord

2 days ago

We’re already growing too fast as is. We don’t have enough capital, we’re straight up telling sellers it’s either no money down or you’re not working with us. We have two full time handymen who work on renovations. They’re renovating a vacant 4 unit we bought earlier this year. My sister and I end up working on maintenance at the short and long term rentals and lighter renovation.

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2 days ago

@cashrulesNC 9 airbnbs and a motel.

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@Jacob_Naviaux True

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2 days ago

@cashrulesNC I wish I wasn’t doing it. It’s hot today!! Was preventing us from renting this place out on Airbnb so we needed it done. I’m almost finished now.