Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

Mama 👶 Wife 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Doggy Mama 🐕🐩 Brooklyn, NY Joined November 2011

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

4 years ago

@allliecop noooo i'm binging it too. i'm on season 7

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

5 years ago

@allliecop 100%

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@Google locked me out of my account 3 days ago (wtf?!) and I've realized how much trust I put in one company - my contacts, photos of my son, emails, etc. - with no way to speak to a human on the phone to get things resolved! I need to un-Google my life ASAP!

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

6 years ago

Can we just all agree to "manly" handshakes?? So sick of being on the receiving end of a wet noodle.

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

6 years ago

2020 in a nutshell:

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

6 years ago

Actual footage of me sitting in a chair pretending I'm getting a pedicure. Where are the black market nail salons??

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

6 years ago

Me: Whew, is it Friday yet? Them: It's literally Monday Me:

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

6 years ago

@sara_sahara Now's the time! You're home to train a tiny ball of floof that doesn't know where to pee yet.

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

6 years ago

Everyone's like "I cleaned my entire apartment," "I baked 100 cookies," "I alphabetized my CD collection from middle school". And I'm over here working a full-time job and watching an infant wondering just how many hours the clocks were turned back.

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

6 years ago

TBH I kind of wish I was on a deserted island right about now. I wouldn't have to worry about contact with other people and I would have an awesome tan. Win-win.

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

6 years ago

New reality show - The Real World: I Forgot I Was Cooking. This episode - Cauliflower Rice Burned to the Pan. Stay tuned for next week!

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

6 years ago

@sara_sahara I've had a cough for 2 weeks now. I was told that I'm fine....

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

6 years ago

@sara_sahara At least they can't see you

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Baltimore Ravens @Ravens

7 years ago

We're going to make one lucky fan's Christmas VERY merry❗️ RT to win this signed @Lj_era8 jersey❗️ A gift for the best fans in the world 🎁

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

7 years ago

@sara_sahara

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Chelsea T @ChelseaTable

7 years ago

Now I know why moms wake up at 4am. It's the only time they can drink their entire cup of coffee in peace.

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Laura Perlongo @LauraPerlongo

7 years ago

motherhood is packing every permutation of outfit for each potential activity scenario (including stuff you have 15% chance of doing) for your children and looking down at the pants you’ve worn for 3 months straight and saying ‘eh these’ll do’