Derek Chauvin’s Trial Notes @ChauvinsNotes
🗒✍️ The trial ramblings of a racist cop (Parody Account) Hennepin County Courthouse Joined April 2021-
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Don’t worry judge. I don’t watch the news. I watch porn. #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes
I’m starting to think Eric ate too many pills. Dude sucks as a lawyer. I’m so appealing this shit on the grounds that my council is a dumbass pill eater. #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
That’s right Mr. Expert Dude. I had a loose grip. I ain’t do shit! #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
It was all Thao’s fault! You can’t count on family for shit! It was all his idea but I’m the one on trial for murder. This some bullshit! #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
I know all about anoxic seizures bc I’m in the choke & stroke club. Well...I look like I’m having a seizure but really it’s just 🍆💦 #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes
Y’all notice how ol dude doesn’t stammer when Eric questions him? #ScriptedTestimony #DerekChauvin #GeorgeFloyd
Eric has it on the computer. He just doesn’t want to look at the computer right now bc the last thing he looked at was porn. #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
I’m glad we done with that witness. He was making us look bad af and not in the good way, like how I look bad af bc I’m such a badass cop! #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
Put me on that stand! I’ll own this shit! #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
What it looks like when a paid defense expert witness gets owned by the state. #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
This old dude might as well be a witness for the state. Dammit Eric! #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
I’m not so sure this dude ain’t on meth. I mean look at him. Plus he doesn’t know wtf he’s saying. Me and Eric gonna have to talk. #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes
Blackwell has a lack of awareness. He’s unaware that I’m a badass cop! #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes
State’s Forensic Pathologist 1 This dumbass Eric paid 0 #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes
DUDE THAT IS MY AWESOME CHOKEHOLD! #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes
He just said living people who are breathing. Doesn’t that mean they’re NOT living? I could do this man’s job. #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
Someone get this man off the stand! He’s making a fool of himself. He’s a defense witness, but he’s not doing me any favors. #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
This funny talking man doesn’t seem to like Blackwell’s questions. Probably bc his stupid is showing. Where the hell did Eric find this guy? #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
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@ChauvinsNotes Naw buddy you going to hell in a hand basket.
Loose grip around his neck*... before you kneeled on it**
That’s right Mr. Expert Dude. I had a loose grip. I ain’t do shit! #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
Lmao his time coming believe that.
It was all Thao’s fault! You can’t count on family for shit! It was all his idea but I’m the one on trial for murder. This some bullshit! #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
@ChauvinsNotes @gillsdenam Now does this account have spin-off potential, cause looks like we're gonna need it again. 😂
@ChauvinsNotes Lmao you gonna have to get past the giant concrete blocks and moat protecting the court house.
@ChauvinsNotes I just looked at your account I’m dying 😭😂💀
He aint buy the right one.
This old dude might as well be a witness for the state. Dammit Eric! #DerekChauvin #ChauvinsNotes #GeorgeFloyd
@ChauvinsNotes This wasn't going all too well for the defense no..
@ChauvinsNotes All the witnesses may as well be because the defence’s witnesses seem to be perjuring themselves just to help the defence... Yikes, but it’s not working
@thomasredwing @ChauvinsNotes Hope the paycheck was worth it cause it’s the last one he’s gonna get for expert testimony.
@ChauvinsNotes Chauvin is checking his itemized Bill, for his bullshit defense.
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