Chas Elstner @ChasComedy
I'm on the road 48 weeks a year as a standup comic. Enjoy my thoughts, pics & videos of my travel. #standup #comedy #lol #travel #thoughtoftheday ChasComedy.com Las Vegas, NV Joined November 2011-
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Did you know that if you insert a single statistic into an assertion, people who are 92% more likely to accept it without question. #acceptance #Statistics #facts #people #lol
You’ll have to deal with it, otherwise it’ll deal with you. #problems #dealwithit #tuesdaymotivations #successful #enlightenment
Numbers don’t lie unless you lie with those numbers. #MondayMotivation #DrSeussDay #PeteToBernie #PeteToBiden #bachelorette
We now live in a time where outrage has become a recreational pastime. #TuesdayMorning #TuesdayThoughts #tuesdayvibes #TuesdayTips
Life is like a country road. Sometimes it’s paved, and sometimes it’s dirt with bumps. So embrace it, it’s all part of the trip. #FridayMotivation #FridayMorning #FridayReads
Here’s how to get things fixed in your city. Don’t vote for the same party for 50 years. Make Politicians earn your vote! #TuesdayMotivation #TuesdayMorning #TuesdayThoughts
Have you notice nobody says California Dreamin’ or the Golden State anymore. #SundayThoughts #SundayMorning #SundayMotivation
A slightly flawed plan today, is better than waiting for a perfect plan tomorrow. #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation
Artists are terrible at picking the frame for their art. #FridayMotivation #ThoughtOfTheDay #art
You can be an asshole when you get to the top, but in the mean time your value better out shine your personality. #FridayMorning #FridayThoughts #FridayMotivation
What makes a country great is good laws and the ability to enforce them. #WednesdayWisdom #WednesdayMotivation #WednesdayThoughts
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I couldn't agree more.
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