Chance The Snapper - The Humboldt Gator @ChanceDeSnapper
From Chicago. Living in Florida. Chicago, IL Joined July 2019-
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I wish I was back in Chicago. I'd have exclusive run of the park, and not surrounded by a bunch of Floridians sneezing on me who think Coronavirus is just the flu. Anyway, support this campaign back home and help some medical professionals kick COVID ass: gofundme.com/f/medical-prot…
INT. FLORIDA GATOR PENTHOUSE, NIGHT Chance drops into his hot tub and cracks open a Hamm’s. He smiles. CUT TO: EXT. HUMBOLDT LAGOON, NIGHT Alligator Bob stuffs another stick of dynamite into a chicken leg and tosses it into the water. He pushes back tears. FADE OUT. The End
Watch our perfect chunky angel Chance the Snapper explore his new home in Florida (honestly it made us weepy) buff.ly/32F6Osw
That Pequod’s goes straight to your hips. It’s a feature, not a bug.
“He is a little bit on the chunky side as well,” a gator expert at the farm told First Coast News. As Chicagoans, we’d expect nothing less. Truth there. @ChanceDeSnapper is a true Chicagoan.
Someone just sent me this notification Aw, you guys are still tracking me?? Wait, no one told Bob about this, right? I’m not sure he’s given up on finding me.
@JustinaWhitney They are taking me here: alligatorfarm.com And I'm sure you can address Chicago postcards ATTN: Chance The Snapper
Yah but is there Malort?
Chance the Snapper is heading for "a life of luxury" in Florida, Alligator Robb says buff.ly/2JQ8N4n
But I can only get 3-star Ubers to get me there?
Chance the Snapper will be living in a "five-star resort for crocodilians" after he leaves Chicago today. buff.ly/2JQ8N4n
@yourmandaniel @mipolitico Y’all are jealous in Michigan
@amandabiela15 Some alligators are tired of high taxes, too.
I’m really gonna miss this place. But you know what they say: You can take the gator out of Humboldt Park Lagoon but you can’t ever wash the stink away so it’s impossible to forget where you came from even if you tried really hard—not that you would want to.
Also, I’m kinda looking forward to my own straight-to-streaming movie “Gators On A Plane” based on the shenanigans I’m planning for tomorrow.
Chicago, this past week has been amazing. I am honored to have been the mascot you didn’t ask for, it apparently needed. Thanks for looking for me and for finding me. I feel seen.
Heartbreaking news: Chance the Snapper is moving to Florida for good on Thursday. buff.ly/2JQ8N4n
@HipHopFan79 I think we all know how that ends. Bob shows up to chanting crowds, wanders around the ring for a while as I watch. Chanting intensifies. Frank drops in from the ceiling, hooks me, silencing the crowd. Then, in a surprise move, together we beat the living shit out of Bob.
We know he can catch, we’re about to find out if he can throw. Oh, also, not mentioned in the article is the fact that he will indeed throw me.
Alligator catcher to throw out first pitch at Wrigley Field tonight as victory lap begins buff.ly/2lMsHFr
@psychicken @averystgermaine And just like that I’m considering a Lord Thunderpants tattoo.
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@padschicago @shellyBmedia @NancyLoo @humboldtgator You do what ya gotta do on Twitter. It’s a swamp out there.
Look, I appreciate everyone’s passion around my situation, but if you free me, I’m just going back to the lagoon and this whole circus begins again. Maybe direct your hubris on more pressing things. Like, Area 51.
Ummmmmm.... he didn’t do it alone. I was instrumental in this operation.
@BlockClubCHI @mina_bloom_ @BauerJournalism by @mina_bloom_. Frank Robb, Chicago’s newest celebrity after breezing into town and catching #ChanceTheSnapper in a day, will throw the first pitch during tonight's @Cubs game at Wrigley Field. blockclubchicago.org/2019/07/16/all… via @BlockClubCHI
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