Cat Scratch Reader @CatScratchReadr
Cat Scratch Reader is the official Panthers blog of @sbnation and the #1 source of Panthers news on the web. catscratchreader.com Charlotte, NC Joined March 2009-
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This writer gave a C+. What are your thoughts?
This writer gave a C+. What are your thoughts?
Keep tabs on the Panthers undrafted free agent signings right here catscratchreader.com/2024/4/27/2414…
Let’s make an early grade of the Carolina Panthers 2024 draft class catscratchreader.com/2024/4/27/2414…
The Panthers select another linebacker with their final pick in the 2024 NFL Draft catscratchreader.com/2024/4/27/2414…
The Panthers have added defensive tackle depth with their 6th round pick catscratchreader.com/2024/4/27/2414…
Follow along with all the updates today with our tracker catscratchreader.com/2024/4/27/2414…
Watching Frankie Luvu highlights while they talk about the Commanders on NFLN makes me sad
The Panthers have added a cornerback with their 5th round pick catscratchreader.com/2024/4/27/2414…
It’s clear this draft is mainly focused on surrounding Bryce Young with talent. Adding another tight end made a ton of sense. The rest of the draft will be interesting. Needs at CB, S, Edge remain. Could take another WR as well
#Panthers just stole an impact seam threat for their offense in @TexasFootball TE in @Jatavionsanders. As smooth as they come as a route runner, a contested catch finisher, and a still ascending talent. Huge pickup for Bryce Young and their offense 👀⬇️ #ShrineBowlWhosNext
#Panthers just stole an impact seam threat for their offense in @TexasFootball TE in @Jatavionsanders. As smooth as they come as a route runner, a contested catch finisher, and a still ascending talent. Huge pickup for Bryce Young and their offense 👀⬇️ #ShrineBowlWhosNext https://t.co/MoAACAJxaV
The Panthers have added a tight end weapon for Bryce Young catscratchreader.com/2024/4/27/2414…
What if the real draft picks are the friends we made along the way in all those trades?
It’s draft season! catscratchreader.com/2024/4/27/2414…
The Panthers have selected LB Trevon Wallace with the first pick in the 3rd round catscratchreader.com/2024/4/26/2414…
The Panthers have traded back again to recoup some a 5th rounder catscratchreader.com/2024/4/26/2414…
@acmepackingco 46. Carolina Panthers (via Indianapolis Colts) - Jonathon Brooks, RB, Texas Grade: C+ While trading up for Brooks is questionable, understand why Brooks is the pick here. He’s got NFL size, great vision, along with agility and breakaway speed. sbnation.com/2024/4/26/2414…
The Panthers have selected RB Jonathan Brooks with the 46th overall pick after trading down and then back up in the second round of the NFL Draft catscratchreader.com/2024/4/26/2414…
Panthers move up 6 slots and give up late rounders
The Panthers trade down from 39 to 52, add a 2024 5th round pick and a 2025 2nd round pick in the Draft catscratchreader.com/2024/4/26/2414…
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I’ve owned two Panther jerseys in my life: Cam Newton and Dan Morgan. Here’s hoping he gets it right.
The Panthers have hired Dan Morgan for their vacant GM role catscratchreader.com/2024/1/22/2404…
If it doesn't look like it came from a Mortal Kombat game, it shouldn't be penalized in this rivalry
5 Questions with @CatScratchReadr: What we learned about the Panthers bigcatcountry.com/2023/12/29/240…
@CatScratchReadr The league will leave a bag of dog poop on your doorstep
📈 Top 10 Over/Under Experts for NFL 2023-24 Season 1. @mookiealexander 2. @JDalessandroTST 3. @SERCenter 4. @docllv 5. @AdamMalnati16 6. @Gadget_Guy 7. @HogsHaven 8. @gridironborn 9. @StephenSerda 10. @brianbCSR
@CatScratchReadr I want the team to have the same intensity Sam Franklin brings on special teams. That dude brings it every play.
@CatScratchReadr Yet I come back for more punishment every Sunday
I think we need to talk about if he deserves a promotion instead of a raise
Good series by the defense to force a punt. Carolina gets the ball at the 10 after *another* penalty. Ejiro Evero deserves a raise
@CatScratchReadr I mean Amazon ruined the whole thing for a lot of us
Veteran safeties Vonn Bell and Xavier Woods back together in the lineup... ...not insignificant.
Panthers Inactives: OLB Brian Burns WR Laviska Shenault Jr. WR DJ Chark CB CJ Henderson G Nash Jensen TE Stephen Sullivan
@CatScratchReadr Same here now I see why SB50 was most definitely rigged and all that that happened in SB50
@CatScratchReadr Pfft. Comparing the Panthers to the Bears?? The Bears are so bottom of the barrel that they have two first round picks this year hahahahahah-wait.....
In tonite’s mailbag, @CatScratchReadr writes: “John, when does the pain stop?” For whatever reason, I tried to sooothe things with a story about George Seifert and Steve Spurrier.