Surprised nobody has mentioned “refuses to go in the box”
@CartoonsHateHer That's too much to read for anyone with ADHD. I almost gave up typing this
@CartoonsHateHer Is it bad that this is functionally my ideal work environment.
@CartoonsHateHer “I wanted it to be a pleasant experience for him so I hung up motivational posters and painted a mural about disabled people on one wall” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read
@CartoonsHateHer This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I feel bad. Maybe he needs to take responsibility for his own distraction and use headphones? Not sure.
@CartoonsHateHer This is how most engineers should be treated tbh. You can let them out for sprint stand ups and to complain to the product mommy. Otherwise, box = productivity.