Carrie Wait @Carrythatwait
Never trust a big butt and a smile. Sac Town Joined June 2012-
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My social awkwardness can kick your social awkwardness's ass. It would look ridiculous and probably fall down while doing it but whatever.
Just dropped part of my pineapple popsicle down my shirt. This isn't the first time today that happened. Line starts to the left, boys.
@MaidaRussell1 "He who stand on toilet is high on pot." -Confucius
The Seals have nothing on me. I'm headed into my own Hell Week. I need to check the over/under on me shanking someone. I bet 20 on YES
Slept in my own bed all night last night. It was glorious. It's the little things, folks.
Went out to the neighborhood bar last night. Older guy wouldn't stop talking to me. Ended up proposing. Very flattering. Very awkward.
@MaidaRussell1 They must be drawn to your sweet, welcoming disposition.
I need to find someone who sews really well so I can do a Halloween costume for this year.
@MaidaRussell1 @snagy42 @mikenagy13 @ItsDoubleN Joplin Honkies are fo realz, yo!
While sitting in traffic just now I saw the sheriffs deputy who knocked on my door last summer. He didn't recognize me. That was surreal.
Combining a stairmill with side leg extensions and rear kick backs = Carrie's ass is on fiyah!! Yeeowch!
@MaidaRussell1 Thanks lady. Me too. :( But I'll get thru. I have drugs. :)
Nothing like strep throat to make a grown woman whine like a little girl. Blah...
Out drinking till 2. Up at 7. Gym at 8:30. Is this what they mean by "Beast Mode"?
Woke up with a sore throat. Probably because I was inhaling rust, gun oil, and lead paint last night.
Know what sucks? Trying to be patient. Time has slowed down to what it was when I was in like 4th grade. This is ridiculous.
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Matt Campbell @BlueHogReport
19K Followers 5K Following Missouri boy. Arkansas transplant. Journalist. Recovering lawyer. #GoBlue über alles. | @washulaw @avilauniversity @mizzou
Mike Nagy @mikenagy13
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Alex @AlexWoodRussell
325 Followers 451 FollowingFour, at least twenty year olds, on a trampoline. vine.co/v/hhrePdeAiFm
Blaring some AC/DC, too. Highway to Hell! @ItsDoubleN
Thanks Nate. We are having a great day in your car! @ItsDoubleN @mikenagy13
Life would be better if I just hung-out with my aunt all the time @Carrythatwait #bestauntever
C'mon guys, not cool. Highly inappropriate. (Ok still laughing my ass off;).
Happy Mother's Day to the best mom there is. Couldn't ask for a better one. Love you mom instagram.com/p/ZN24fXH8XT/
Roll on family, roll on crew, roll on mama like I asked you to do
And he's back... - bluehogreport.com @BlueHogReport
I have the coolest, awesomest mom ever and none of yours come close. #1mom
Surgery a success! Dr repaired 3 hernial tears (fun pain). Superman is on the mend.. #WeFallWeRise
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