WeFartSeattle @CarlFNelson

Seattle-based freelance storyboard artist/illustrator. Hater to waiter pipeline. Former Pizza Pie Maker Guy. carlfnelson.com Seattle, WA Joined April 2013

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WeFartSeattle @CarlFNelson

a week ago

@DivestSPD It is much easier to be an imaginary superhero in your own mind than to actually do anything to improve people's material conditions, I suppose.

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WeFartSeattle @CarlFNelson

2 weeks ago

The Stranger guide to eating ass continues

Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg

2 weeks ago

The stranger has endorsed Jamie Pedersen, former seat mate of the new owner who said he wasn't going to moderate the paper, over progressive challenger Hannah Sabio Howell

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For 3 yrs my landlord would install and uninstall the window AC units for no charge then he handed the property to a management company and, in addition to increasing my rent 20%, they now charge $300 to install and $300 to uninstall AC units every year. Everything’s a gougefest

Douglas Farrar @DouglasLFarrar

3 weeks ago

For millions of Americans who can’t afford to buy, renting isn’t a choice. A @guardian investigation shows how private equity-backed corporate landlords exploit them, one invented fee at a time. Just look at what Greystar charges: • a penalty for “breaking the lease” by dying

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barbarism critic @barbarismcrit

2 months ago

Less than ideal that the Israeli pro rape rallies have migrated here

Luke Tress @luketress

2 months ago

Several hundred demonstrators outside the New York Times to protest Kristof column

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Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg

2 months ago

1. What did Katie materially do to make tax base flee 2. Is tax base fleeing? How much? 3. How is that connected to these crimes? 4. Are these crimes actually going up since whatever inciting Wilson incident?

Seattle Police Officers Guild @SPOG1952

2 months ago

“...the rape, the assault, the murder. This is Katie’s Seattle, and it’s only going to get worse. As the tax base flees Seattle, public safety resources will dry up, and then people will be really unsafe.” Kent Loux - President, Seattle Police Officers Guild @MayorofSeattle

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DivestSPD @DivestSPD

2 months ago

Seattle Budget Deficit: $500 million Seattle Police Budget: $486 million

Seattle Police Officers Guild @SPOG1952

2 months ago

“Mayor Katie shouldn’t be proud of raising taxes while Seattle’s business outlook continues to weaken. Public safety depends on stable resources, and those resources come from a strong, diverse tax base. Seattle should be attracting businesses, not driving them away. A safer,

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WeFartSeattle @CarlFNelson

2 months ago

I wanna remind people that this is a man who sold the Sonics, thought writing on a paper cup could solve racism, and put olive oil in coffee.

Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg

2 months ago

Howard Shultz blaming his departure on Katie Wilson when she has not passed a single tax or anti-business policy should trigger a wellness check

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Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker

2 months ago

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DivestSPD @DivestSPD

2 months ago

Choe has been systematically working to shut down *every single* homeless shelter in Chinatown and everywhere else

DivestSPD @DivestSPD

2 months ago

Choe in 2022: Why are they building 500 shelter beds in the CID?!?! Choe in 2026: Why are there so many unsheltered homeless in the CID?!?!

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Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg

2 months ago

every business owner that does not pay their workers enough to live in their city is a drain on taxpayers who then have to subsidize the workers housing and basic needs

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DivestSPD @DivestSPD

2 months ago

Robbing the poor: legal

ProPublica @propublica

2 months ago

The Flex Loan, a new type of payday loan pioneered by Advance Financial in Tennessee, allows residents to borrow up to $4,000 at a 279.5% interest rate. It has burdened low-income borrowers while generating huge profits for lenders. propublica.org/article/flex-l…

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WeFartSeattle @CarlFNelson

3 months ago

I don’t get it, is he trying to brag about a key party or something?

Jesse Proudman @jesseproudman

3 months ago

Had dinner tonight with 8 entrepreneurial couples. Every single one is moving. Good bye @MayorofSeattle. You’re the nail in the coffin of Seattle and you will be memorialized for it.

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WeFartSeattle @CarlFNelson

3 months ago

@DivestSPD Need to tell you about my business idea for bouncy castles, but woke

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Colin O'Keefe @colinokeefe

3 months ago

Drivers in Seattle gotta come to understand driving a car in Seattle will literally never be less of a pain than it is right now. It will only get worse for the rest of your time in this city and on Earth. The ability to move throughout the city will improve. But not in a car.

MyNorthwest @Mynorthwest

3 months ago

OPINION: The mayor of Seattle, making transportation policy for a corridor carrying 30,000 vehicles a day, has never once sat behind the wheel as the person responsible for getting somewhere on time in traffic. mynorthwest.com/kiro-opinion/s…

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WeFartSeattle @CarlFNelson

3 months ago

@Ksaktweets @hannahkrieg Small children ride public transportation with more courage than you.

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Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg

3 months ago

Based. More transportation decisions should be made by people who get around in the more efficient, eco friendly, pro-social way!

MyNorthwest @Mynorthwest

3 months ago

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DivestSPD @DivestSPD

3 months ago

That’s literally just the Black Belt. Black life expectancy is so low due to epigenetic trauma and centuries of medical, legal, and environmental racism

Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius

3 months ago

americans in the southeast of the US have a 20 year shorter life expectancy than those elsewhere insane difference why?

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jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz

3 months ago

It does feel like if a group of Palestinians with machine guns broke into an Israeli school and shot a bunch of children, it would be breaking news in every outlet on earth…?

jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz

3 months ago

Settlers shot up a school in Al-Mughayer.

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Vladimir Vlad @VladSF

3 months ago

Seattle rejecting a BART style heavy rail system not once, but multiple times has got to be one of the greatest transit what-ifs. On the flip side MARTA in Atlanta was the prime beneficiary of those federal funds.