CaptainTouchback @CaptTouchback
I make a lot of money ruling the NFL. I enjoy watching great athletes take a knee in the endzone. This is a parody account. Follow me or I will fine you. Fancy office in New York City Joined September 2011-
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Wyndham Clark repping the @usahockey Jack Hughes sweater on the rink hole 🇺🇸🥇 The Canadian fans let him hear it 😂
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Wait…did that track announcer just say the horse I picked in some random Australian track had a heart arhythmia?
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Thing #1237 wrong with the NBA: these coaches dress like slobs. Pat Riley and Chuck Daly wouldn’t let these hobos mow their yards dressed like that.
Tom Brady has launched a new coconut water brand called "Good Nut" featuring the marketing slogan "It's a delicious mouthful."
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And to think we wasted over 30 years of Pete Rose’s life banning him from baseball and the HOF.
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He’s bad. Everything about Fox’s coverage should be an embarrassment.
@CaptTouchback Menefee just called Saratoga Race Course "Saratoga Park."
And since they are moving up post time of #BelmontStakes Fox has to cram in one more commercial break before the race.
@fatbaldguyracin Fox probably pushed for it so we don’t miss a moment of a meaningless Yankees - Red Sox game
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