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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

Retired soldier. Colt. Simple man. (Parody account.) instagram.com/capt.andrewluc… Appalachian log cabin Joined December 2015
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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

4 months ago

Dearest mother — I wish you and the hogs the happiest of holidays. Do not fret, my neck beard is keeping me most warm. Thank you for the gifts. I love the chipmunk fur sweater and skunk skin socks. Cozy. Enclosed is my new tintype. As you can see, it is most impressive. — Andrew

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4 months ago

Dearest mother — I wish you and the hogs the happiest of holidays. Do not fret, my neck beard is keeping me most warm. Thank you for the gifts. I love the chipmunk fur sweater and skunk skin socks. Cozy. Enclosed is my new tintype. As you can see, it is most impressive. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

7 months ago

Dearest mother — My heart is full and my neck beard spirited to share with you my latest tintype for the mantle. My countenance was captured by Gen. Madden. I feel it is most glorious. Please inform the horses. I know seeing me so regal will fill them with delight. — Andrew

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Madden Ultimate Team @EASPORTS_MUT

7 months ago

Dearest mother — My heart is full and my neck beard spirited to share with you my latest tintype for the mantle. My countenance was captured by Gen. Madden. I feel it is most glorious. Please inform the horses. I know seeing me so regal will fill them with delight. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

7 months ago

Dearest mother — I hope my appearance on the magical, moving picture box filled you with joy. As you could see, my resolve has never been more robust. Squirrel oil and your peppered chipmunk feet have kept me sturdy. Life is splendid. Give the cows my best. I love you. — Andrew

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7 months ago

Dearest mother — I hope my appearance on the magical, moving picture box filled you with joy. As you could see, my resolve has never been more robust. Squirrel oil and your peppered chipmunk feet have kept me sturdy. Life is splendid. Give the cows my best. I love you. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

11 months ago

Dearest mother — My beard has been tapered — but not tampered. Thusly, I shall resume my quiet days in my Appalachian cabin, reading to the birds. A basket with spiced beaver thighs and fresh squirrel oil is on the way. T’was lovely to correspond once more. I love you. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

12 months ago

Dearest mother — It warms my beard to write you. A dispatch arrived at my home far within the Appalachians stating I'm once again the topic of conversation inside the periodicals. Fascinating. I hope you received the basket of salted raccoon toes and lemon mouse cakes. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest friends — A heartfelt thank you. And a fond farewell. — Andrew

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5 years ago

Dearest friends — A heartfelt thank you. And a fond farewell. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest mother — The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest mother — We have heard rumblings that Bears may be headed our way. I have ordered all the rations be buried in hopes they are not lured to our camp. I am still not drilling. The sawbones feels I need more time to ensure I am battle ready for the actual campaign. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest mother — The Dog Men bamboozled our unit. After days of running maneuvers together, they engaged us in a scuffle. Disappointing. ‘Twas minor and counted for nothing. As for myself, the sawbones deem that I am on the mend. I remain patient and steadfast. Sanguine. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest mother — Basic training progresses, however I am not drilling yet. My baby-cow injury persists. I am confident with the proper medical treatment (and some Squirrel Oil), I shall be just fine. A group of Dog Men asked to run maneuvers with the unit. We acccepted. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest mother — We were not victorious over the Bison men, however the match wasn’t so much a battle as a minor dust-up. Essentially, neither unit won nor lost; the outcome was mostly academic. Actual battle will not take place for several weeks. We continue to prepare. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest mother — Basic training continues to progress. While my sidearm is operating illustriously, Gen. Reich has determined the uncomfortable baby-cow portion of my leg needs rest. Please, do not fret. However, I shall command the planned Bison men skirmish from afar. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest mother — I have safely arrived at Camp to begin basic training. Betwixt counting birds during the day and stars at night, the journey felt short. My sidearm is polished. My uniform is crisp. My neckbeard: full. The new campaign has officially begun. Exhilarated. — Andrew

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5 years ago

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest mother — By now, you’ve surely been made aware of my @DrinkBODYARMOR rhythmic movement to music. Please do not be taken aback. All soldiers — even during the still times without a campaign — must unloosen with a lark. When not a hoot, I’m #obsessedwithbetter. — Andrew

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5 years ago

Dearest mother — By now, you’ve surely been made aware of my @DrinkBODYARMOR rhythmic movement to music. Please do not be taken aback. All soldiers — even during the still times without a campaign — must unloosen with a lark. When not a hoot, I’m #obsessedwithbetter. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest mother — It is with a heavy heart I inform you our campaign has ended. Our unit fell to the Chiefs on a snowy battlefield. While disappointed, I am extremely proud of all our accomplishments week after week, day after day, fight after fight. I shall see you soon. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest mother — I write you as snow falls. The camp has settled down. The men are reflecting on the most meaningful moments of the campaign. They are as humble as they are grateful. Tomorrow shall be our most significant battle yet. We are ready for a fight. I love you. — Andrew

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Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck

5 years ago

Dearest mother — I have received your care package of braised pigeon shins and fresh Squirrel Oil. By way of Chief trickery, the unit lost a day’s travel after reaching Lawrence only to discover Kansas City is actually in Missouri. No bother. Our focus remains unfazed. — Andrew

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