Janine Calfo @CalfoJanine
I'm an aspiring Texas Hold'em Poker Player, Stand Up Comedienne, Jewelry Designer and otherwise non-descript. Transplant from So Cal Joined September 2021-
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IF trump can't handle a trial, how is he supposed to handle the presidency?? Basically, they are saying he's too weak to be president.
IF trump can't handle a trial, how is he supposed to handle the presidency?? Basically, they are saying he's too weak to be president.
Remember to keep an eye on your young children and dogs around waterways.
Remember to keep an eye on your young children and dogs around waterways.
Also - I was told by my kids elementary and middle school teachers that they weren't teaching cursive anymore - because everything is going digital. Meanwhile - Said children need to be able to sign a contract to buy a car, rent an apartment, or sign their social security card.
If a president has immunity, why did Ford pardon Nixon?
So, basically, he is just confirming that he believes that all men are pigs. Right?
So, basically, he is just confirming that he believes that all men are pigs. Right?
I'm sure Lauren Boebert could help you out with that one.
I'm sure Lauren Boebert could help you out with that one.
Man baby says WHAT? If you were self aware at all - you would realize that you are trending because people are LAUGHING AT YOU.
Man baby says WHAT? If you were self aware at all - you would realize that you are trending because people are LAUGHING AT YOU.
Colonoscopy without anesthesia.
Colonoscopy without anesthesia.
TBH - I think they are walking up to her and asking how SHE is still in office.
TBH - I think they are walking up to her and asking how SHE is still in office.
A sheet of old Zip Loc twist ties, keys that you don't know what they are, business cards from a plumber you haven't used in 10 years, odd nuts and bolts, crushed red pepper from a pizza you ordered 2 years ago, plasticware from takeout, a dead remote. . . .
A sheet of old Zip Loc twist ties, keys that you don't know what they are, business cards from a plumber you haven't used in 10 years, odd nuts and bolts, crushed red pepper from a pizza you ordered 2 years ago, plasticware from takeout, a dead remote. . . .
Narrator: "Yes, they really are that dumb."
Narrator: "Yes, they really are that dumb."
The one takeaway I have from your post is - you never said it was false in any way. It sounds more like you're upset that you got caught.
The one takeaway I have from your post is - you never said it was false in any way. It sounds more like you're upset that you got caught.
Honestly, I don't think they actually listen to a word he says - they just clap whenever the comes to the end of what he thinks is a sentence.
Honestly, I don't think they actually listen to a word he says - they just clap whenever the comes to the end of what he thinks is a sentence.
Funny - because she often acts like a 12 yr old.
Funny - because she often acts like a 12 yr old.
Made out of plastic that squeaks when you hit it??
Made out of plastic that squeaks when you hit it??
You might want to look up House Rule 26. Also, I'm pretty sure the House can't just make him president if he were ever to become speaker. Honestly, you may know that if you retained anything you were taught in high school civics.
You might want to look up House Rule 26. Also, I'm pretty sure the House can't just make him president if he were ever to become speaker. Honestly, you may know that if you retained anything you were taught in high school civics.
Probably because any smart lawyer knows that he won't pay for their services and that he won't be truthful with them. Just a guess tho.
Probably because any smart lawyer knows that he won't pay for their services and that he won't be truthful with them. Just a guess tho.
Narrator: What Nikki doesn't understand is, seizing the drugs IS stopping them. Congratulations Biden Administration.
Narrator: What Nikki doesn't understand is, seizing the drugs IS stopping them. Congratulations Biden Administration.
Remember - this is the same guy who thought we could just nuke hurricanes.
Remember - this is the same guy who thought we could just nuke hurricanes.
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@robbystarbuck @CrazyCara305 So why wasn’t it caught at the airport? If it was checked in, it had to be declared? If it was a carryon, it should have been caught during the screening process. BTW I had my travel bowling bag (which I check in) searched every time I travel with it due to my rosin powder (&…
@robbystarbuck @TCIPremier It’s so weird that I’ve never accidentally packed bullets when traveling to another country.
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Fucking clown. How does this goober have a show?
Watters: They trapped him in a cage. we call it a courtroom but it’s a cage and he’s like King Kong… And what happens with King Kong. You remember? It’s not going to be good, he’s going to bust out of this cage. Ford: King Kong died
And he’s off! God speed Elder Anderson. 💕
@CalfoJanine @texson6886 I'm sure these aholes are willing to try just about anything to show much they "care" about lives that aren't born and how little they care about the ones that are.
@CalfoJanine Yup, the party of personal freedumb* *Freedom is only for white male racists. One of those open carry bubbas who gets told his daughter has to pee on a stick by the highway to protect a fetus...should prove entertaining...
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@Acyn Narrator voice: She really did not know, what she was doing.
@Acyn This often happens when you actually don’t know what you’re doing.
@Acyn He wants to keep everything open about as much as he wanted to release his tax returns 😂
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Mrs Moz still away so it’s my choice for the movie and tonight it’s “South Pacific” released a year after I was born. Mum n Dad had the soundtrack on LP’s which they played over and over again. I was brainwashed! “There ain’t nothing like a dame” and more. Oven roast Turkey…
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