Caitlin Barlow @Caitlin__Barlow
I was a #CPS teacher then I made a TV show called @TeachersSeries. Lover of #momlyfe, #writing and trying to solve the Jack the Ripper mystery IG = caitlingb Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2013-
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Every second of #QuarentineLife is a struggle not to eat my feelings
I hope tv executives are ready to read hundreds of new sample scripts about being in #Quarantine next staffing season
I'm going to write a book called "Love in the Time of Corona" and instead of being an epic novel about the power of enduring love, it will be about how to resist filing for divorce from your spouse on day three on quarantine because they chew too loudly.
Binged #LoveIsBlind in a theraflu stupor. Was that real or did I have a 10 episode fever dream?
Just wrote the joke “Prima ballerinas need primo bathroominos” is this the
They were my Backstreet Boys, my *NSYNC, my heart. RIP #TerryJones I will always have a crush on you. 😢
To do Mickey Mouse’s voice you just need to do an extremely high pitched Jerry Seinfeld
Okay #CatsMovie was a flaming dumpster fire yet, here I am five days later listening to the soundtrack so....🤷♀️
Saw #CatsTheMovie. I have questions... Why is Taylor Swift the only cat with huge CGI titties? Why are the cat crotches so smoothed out that they're almost concave? WTF is a jellicle cat? Why is the scale of cats to human objects so inconsistent? HOW HOW HOW did this get made?
Me: “I should probably read ‘Where the crawdads sing’” ........ Watches six hours of trashy British shows where they make over reality tv stars.
Still don’t think #VanNuys is cool? Today I saw Gary Cole at our #LAfitness BOOM!
I’ve never been to hell, but I have been to a Trader Joe’s parking lot the day before Thanksgiving.
You know you're flat chested when you're doing a self breast exam and you think you feel a lump but it's actually just a rib poking through a thin layer of boob.
My personal style is becoming 1890’s cockney match girl meets 1950’s geology professor meets Rachel Green.
Good night age 25: Get black out drunk, hook up with a guy who lives in the storage space of a theater who may or may not be a serial killer. Good night age 35: Oh shit! I’m gonna light two different scented candles from Target and see what they smell like together!
If sexuality is on a spectrum I'm "all the guys from the 1970's Sesame Street to making out with Lizzo."
Does skipping the gym to lay on the couch and watch murder documentaries count as #selfcare ?
Am I ...A) psychic? or B) Have an anxiety disorder and have imagined such a multitude of worst case scenarios that it was statistically impossible for some of them to not have occurred?
Kate Lambert @itskatelambert
7K Followers 650 Following actor | writer | producer Teachers on TV Land▫️Physical on Apple▫️Reno 911▫️I'm 1 HGTV show away from having an HGTV show https://t.co/WhmcNIN5w0
Brooke Breit @brookebreit
6K Followers 1K Following creative director @jackboxgames (directed Job Job, Roomerang, Dodo Re Mi) - second city etc alum and other comedy stuff- flower on @MagicTavern
Club Martindale 💫 @JohnLoosWins
2K Followers 1K Following As someone who plays a lesbian journalist on The Morning Show 🏳️🌈, large, differently brained Insta, TikTok: @johnlooswins
Andrew Knox @SoftKnox
5K Followers 1K Following @TheSecondCity Mainstage and E.t.c. alum👨💻JFL New Face ‘21 🤦♂️ @improvshakesco 💁♂️ Vermonster 👨💻 https://t.co/tPWxXiHV9N he/him
Brian Stack @BrianStack153
53K Followers 3K Following Writer, @ColbertLateShow Formerly at "Conan". @TheSecondCity Other stuff. @IUBloomington @UWMadison
becca slack @ohboybeccaslack
3K Followers 1K Following ragamuffin pervert. formerly @theonion. currently screaming. future wife of the philly phanatic. @wgaeast. @onionincunion forever. she/her
Chris Redd @Reddsaidit
93K Followers 3K Following Comedian! Hit the link below for tickets, updates, ALL OF IT!!
Marla Cáceres @MarlaCaceres
3K Followers 1K Following **find me on the other socials, I’m outta here** comedy, writing @TheSecondCity formerly @OnionLabs facilitation @findnova @SecondCityWorks
🌬 Sarah Joy Shocke.. @sarahjoyshockey
10K Followers 4K Following a friend who writes stories, loves wrestling, makes art, loves chichaggio & half of @MartySarahPod
John Sabine @jsabine214
6K Followers 3K Following Formerly Bulls Outsiders on @NBCSChicago and Second City TourCo - currently Performs w/ The Late 90s & @improvshakesco - talks for Brands
Dana Quercioli 🏳�.. @DtoTheQ
2K Followers 1K Following IMPROV LEGEND. @thosewhoaunt podcast. 🇮🇹🏳️🌈 she/her
Tim Sniffen @MisterSniffen
9K Followers 5K Following director for @jackboxgames | scrnwriting Work In Progress @Showtime | writing @newyorkerhumor | vo @MagicTavern | member @WGAEast | 🏳️🌈🤘
Mike Glazer @glazerboohoohoo
9K Followers 1K Following Laced Up✨NHL Awards ✨HBO✨Food Network✨SXSW✨Emmy Nom✨Team USA Gold Medal✨Watch Life Rules Vol. 1 On My Youtube
Mira Sorvino @MiraSorvino
199K Followers 8K Following Mother,Actress,Activist. FB:MiraSorvino IG @MiraSorvino Goodwill Ambassador @UNODC to fight Human Trafficking since 2009
ian @_ianisles
90 Followers 575 Following
tanassim @nassttwit
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chorizoconpapas @chorizoconpapas
728 Followers 4K Following where the birds sing a pretty song and there's always music in the air
Black Bobby @iamlarrybobby
409 Followers 2K Following musician, social entrepreneur, political activist, podcast = @theaccuracypod. bylines in @huffpost, @bostonglobe, @bostonherald & @hypervocal
Jennifer Langan Rollo @rdhdlilbit
384 Followers 3K Following Lovely, petite, redhead. Wife, daughter, sister, aunt, friend. Devourer of books, film, art and music. Progressive. Feminist.
johnny D @papaduke2008
203 Followers 2K Following
Jenny Shannon @KoalaAndKween
292 Followers 2K Following Online boutique, consignment divas. Our curvy gals never pay extra! Upcycling/Sustainability. Craft supply hoarders. Midwest moms. Jesus freaks. Twin mom/G'ma.
waltyinfirst @JwaltemireM
3K Followers 5K Following Jen (she/her) $JenniferWaltemire 🍎teacher/writer ❤️cardiomyopathy warrior #clearthelist https://t.co/ZfurpP74S3
In the Lair @In_The_Lair
2K Followers 4K Following Sapiosexual #resistance #PresidentBiden I block Magats and idiots.
Kim Lockard @kimallison86
84 Followers 933 Following U.S Army Veteran..No one famous. Engaged to most beautiful person inside and out. I’m a mother and fiancé.
Alexander Murdoch @malex2200
113 Followers 142 Following
Jenny Byer @jenny_byer
747 Followers 2K Following Director of Content & Narrative Power Strategy @momsrising | Formerly @andy_levin @momjustice | Opinions are my own | she/her/hers
Qubits @Qubits_Toy
28K Followers 25K Following STEM Toy since 2007 • A Structural Engineering Gem! • As Seen on ABC Shark Tank 100% USA * Perfect for classrooms everywhere.
Heather 🌏 💨 �.. @HPforter
121 Followers 226 Following
Brandon R. Moody @MrMoodyPE
850 Followers 3K Following #ProRelForUSA /// All my tweets are pretty much Sports and Wrestling /// Physical Education Teacher
Emnaaaa 🍩 @EmnaBr6
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James| Please Make Se.. @Autisticosaurus
510 Followers 4K Following #ActuallyAutistic not actually a Dinosaur | #RedInstead of LightItUpBlue #Autism #Autistic #Autist No Thank You to Transphobes
C. H. @_244466666
130 Followers 297 Following
something @AngelFe60677308
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Chryso Christodoulou @ChrysoC
126 Followers 534 Following Creator of the global mission in ‘Developing the Whole Child’ through @FUNecole an holistic curriculum meeting the needs of every learner. @ISTE aligned.
Michael Stuhlman @HistoryMJS
19 Followers 299 Following I'm a HiT! Historian in Training. Film Enthusiast. Chronic Reader. Gaming and Music fill my spare moments. Anti-Fascism. LGBTQ+ Ally. BLM. He/Him Pronouns.
The Cleave @TheCleaveLife
51 Followers 146 Following A satirical mommy blog from Caitlin Barlow and Kathryn Renée Thomas of TEACHERS on TV Land.
Christopher @CastroSmith421
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XxEmmiexX @thenightfurious
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World’s Oldest Bran.. @bjwilsonesq
187 Followers 965 Following Two-time skydiver (reformed), ex-Sunday school teacher, onetime college professor, unofficial inventor of the McChicken sandwich. 100% married to @jenwils88
Saoirse Like Inaoirse.. @HeadAsploding
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JEBYDC @jebydc
181 Followers 1K Following The Official Twitter site of J.E.B. Youth & Family Development Corporation also you can find us on LinkedIn @ https://t.co/lHNGlUU2fR…
donny @donny59185156
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Scott Henderson @SHendersonLaw
218 Followers 712 Following Husband, father, Oklahoma Sooner, lover of the red meats.
anz @anz11328876
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Carmen Gregory @carmeniscarmen
71 Followers 707 Following Human Rights Activist. Librarian. Consultant. Cursed by Nicole Phillips.
Nick DeTorres @DetorresNick
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The Real Jerristotle @TroubledOnTh405
2K Followers 4K Following Proud US Air Force veteran A child of the 80s with a madness to my methods Chronic Pancreatitis fighter/survivor #resister #BlackLivesMatter #ChiefsKingdom
whatnowteacher @whatnowteacher
26 Followers 67 Following Advice for new and beginning teachers. Guidance for difficult situations that occur in middle school and high school grade levels #teacher #ntchat #education
Into_ew 🌻🌻 @Fallin_into_ew
222 Followers 2K Following I joined twitter for this? You probably won't like it here. BLM. Trans lives matter. INFP-T. I mostly retweet or post photos of my pets.
👩🏼🦰 @qweef_latina
674 Followers 2K Following As Timothée Chalamet once said, “I feel we’re on the brink of societal collapse.”
@Caitlin__Barlow You should ask @jasonderulo more about his 🐱🍆
@Caitlin__Barlow Plus... what's cooler than the Barone's at Oxnard & Woodman?!
There’s a point every week where I cease to listen to the radio/music in my car because sensory overload from work & life but then it always resets over the weekend. Normally this occurs somewhere around Thurs or Fri but we’re already there for this week. It’s a doozy folks!
Not saying I plan my outfit around what will best compliment my “I Voted” sticker, but also not saying I don’t. I was voter 19 at my polling station - you have until 8pm tonight #Lanstronauts!
Help! I’m a full grown adult without my parents around to tell me to stop eating from this full size bag of freshly opened Cool Ranch @Doritos™️ so they don’t ruin my dinner.
Yikes! Perhaps not billionaires by Forbes' measure but I can think of SO MANY innovative women: @jlknott @angelagunder @tjoosten @bagscott @MaddieShellgren @Caitlin__Barlow @daniellefowler @TinaRPagel @LFLegal @dynarski @PriceMargaret @Keah_Maria and on and on. Who would you add?
‘We blew it’: Forbes named 99 men and only one woman on its list of ‘most innovative leaders’ washingtonpost.com/business/2019/…
@Caitlin__Barlow @TomiLahren She needs to learn not to express every thought she has.
@Caitlin__Barlow I was a HUGE fan of “Teachers!” My wife’s a teacher and I was a substitute during a staffing dry spell, so it really spoke to us. Looking forward to what you do next.
@Caitlin__Barlow It's the new "Vine" (This is my description to people.) (If you don't know Vine, then proceed being old... 🤡 )
@Caitlin__Barlow Tbh I still don’t know what it is.
@thetimchidester @Caitlin__Barlow Take it before you go in.
Me saying goodbye to everyone at a party so I can go home and be depressed again
@Caitlin__Barlow My dog feels the same way about tbe rednecks celebrating for the last week.
@Caitlin__Barlow I fucking love this because #parenting. Also, sorry. That sucks
@Caitlin__Barlow You can make your own! I had to since my youngest is allergic to dairy, but these were his favorite until we figured out his allergies. babyfoode.com/blog/healthy-y… We made ours out of goat yogurt.
@Caitlin__Barlow And red wine pairs amazingly with chicken nuggets
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